DarienLaker

Got the first ride on The Dragon coaster which was built were King Cobra was at King Island. The ride was 500 feet tall with 25 inversions, and had a green track with red supports.The Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled with Medicine and Goo thought coaster was way too rough, so the GM of Kings Island wanted the ride out of the park because it's a safety hazard. So The Dragon coaster was melted down to make a new coaster for Kings Island called...

Doctoroctagonapus rose from Lake Erie and said to the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine and Goo "rebuild Millenium Force and I'll grant you one wish!" So the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine and Goo went off to Cedar Point and rebuilt Millenium Force from the ground up and Doctoroctagonapus said "Impressive my dragon friend now you can have your only wish!" The Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine and Goo wished for...

The Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo and making it ride Roar and never get off it. The Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo was trapped on Roar with no way off it. Then the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo set fire to Roar's tracks and train was set free. Then the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo flew off to drop Demon off at Six Flags Great America, but Six Flags Great America's Demon killed the lights in CGA's Demon and left it for dead. The Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo flew off to the supermarket and stocked up on some Lunchables to have a picnic at the beach with...

All right enough Monopoly jokes!

Six Flags should have named it "Six Flags Over America"!

So the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo called for Raptor's cousin Talon from Dorney Park to ruin Son of Beast's Funeral and took over Kings Island and That made The Beast Mad and and The Beast said to Talon and the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo "Who invited you two over?" and then the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo shot out a stream of Nickelodeon pink Gak on The Beast and said "Screw You, Beastie!". The Beast was reduced a pile a of Gak covered wood and the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo flew off to California's Great America and picked up the Demon and they flew off to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to get CGA's revenge on the park...

Maybe Knott's decided to reopened their Windseeker later because they're a year-round theme park and Cedar Point is a seasonal theme park!

Before the dragons came to the park. then the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo said to the Iron Dragon "I rule the sky!". Then Raptor swooped in and said "Hey you, Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo that's my tagline!" Then the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo destroyed Raptor and said "Nuts to that that I now rule the sky over Cedar Point!". Then Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo was kicked out of Cedar Point and went to Kings Island for Son of Beast's funeral...

That it wasn't a Fluffy Fluffy Bunny Filled With Medicine And Goo, it was a Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo. Then the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine And Goo ate all of the former Kentucky Kingdom rides and flew off to Cedar Point to see his cousin the Iron Dragon...

T2 which was rethemed as "Bieber Fever Headbanger". Justin Bieber realized that he had made a terrible mistake in buying Kentucky Kingdom that he decided to close down the park and sold all the rides to....

said about Justin Bieber getting kicked off Mantis for screaming like a Banshee. Then Justin Bieber bought the Kentucky Kingdom theme park and reopened it...

A M. Night Shyamalan movie by Disney! What's worse than a salad Lunchable?

^ A corn maze, that's what should replace "Fright" Fest for next year! They could have all the kiddie rides open with a family haunted house and a kids trick or treat trail and it wouldn't be called Fright Fest, it would called "Darien Lake's Fall Fun Fest"!

It's BACON!

^^RANT WARNING!!!!!!!! I think there should no more "Fright Fest" at Darien Lake if they're just going to be doing it on Friday nights and Saturdays only. It would save the park some money if they didn't have it all in 2013 and beyond. Besides they should rename/theme the Ride f Steel to something that isn't a "shell" to Six Flags!

A magic wand?

a motor for a toy?