DarienLaker

Granted, but the wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, and killer bees in the world come back as zombie bees! I wish that I could eat Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl all day!

Sugar

Goliath Jr. (SFMM)

IHOP

Canada

Immortality! What's better then a weekend with Batman?

Delta airlines

Nightmare at Phantom Cave

Granted, but the cheese becomes awesomely gross with mold! I wish Darien Lake was more awesome!

Boring

Granted, but you get hungover after drinking a whole six pack of Dos Equis! I wish I could drink Mountain Dew!

Nutcracker

Real life Mortal Kombat tournament What's worse than being an overzealous fan of a mediocre theme park?

Bluestreak - Cedar Point

Stand up coaster

Zonga - Six Flags Discovery Kingdom

The "donutsaur" fried dough thing should have been an actual new food offering!

Scorcher

Flame

Blue

Granted, but it's a kiddie coaster at an indoor family fun center! I wish I could ride a coaster right now!

Green

"marathoning" Kings Island Beast all day long! What's better than a big bowl of sugar frosted cereal?

A giant rideable pinwheel! What's Better then no lines at Disney World?

^^Granted, but the sandwich has mold and weird fungi on it! I wish that Darien Lake would get a B&M coaster!