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^^^Holy crap, that is one fat cat! And now, prepare to see the cutest thing ever: Are you ready? How about now? Alright!: AWWWWWW!

Wow, this is so awesome! I should have thought of this a long time ago!

...Ate All of the Muffins in the Reception Room before the Vans Warped Tour Began In Memphis, Tennessee! Xatan Man nodded his head at the man, who gave him the thumbs-up. The Hollywood Bowl began to shake. Something was happening to it! A guitar chord rang out throughout the entire state of Hawaii, making numerous people go temporally deaf, and many many more people jump into the Pacific and swim to Easter Island. Xatan Man picked up all his companions, and flew to Easter Island, where something amazing was happening. The Easter Island heads were...

SCHOOL IS THE WORST PLACE TO SEND YOUR CHILDREN! THE PEOPLE THERE THINK THAT THEY ARE THE GREATEST THINGS THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD, AND HAVE THE RIGHT TO BOSS YOU AROUND AND TEASE YOU AND TEASE YOU WITH IRRATIONAL INSULTS THAT THEY CAN'T BACK UP!!! THE WORST PART ABOUT THESE PEOPLE IS THAT THEY ARE STRONG AND CAN BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP IF YOU TELL ANYONE WHAT HELL THEY ARE PUTTING YOU THROUGH!!! YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE EMABRRASSED ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY TO YOU, AND THAT THEY THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE SO "NICE AND KIND" BECAUSE YOU GO TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL! YOU CAN'T TELL A TEACHER BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY GET THESE BASTARDS WHAT THEY NEED ( a good ass whipping) BUT WON'T HELP YOU ANY FURTHER THAN THAT. THEY COULDN'T GIVE TWO S**TS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AFTER THEY DO WHAT THEY ARE 'OBLIGATED' TO DO TO HELP THE CHILD IN NEED!!! THERE IS NOBODY THAT CAN HELP YOU WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF SOME SERIOUS HELP!! THESE PEOPLE PROVOKE YOU AND CALL YOU NAMES AND TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING, UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART AND ALL OF MY MIND!!!

I saw them preform once, and they are INSANE! Expect a headache when you leave. You will love it!

Lets just pretend that I said something witty, and that you all laughed.

Spinal fluid, water, and brain cells.

LOL! I agree. I think there are only like 4 of us that actually played games on systems before the NES! --Robb I own an Intellivision, even though I don't play it. I'm also saving up for a vintage 1980's Galaga machine to put in either my basement or my room!

Oh my God, that was the most amazing thing that I have ever seen! I am now putting those on my myspace!

A stand-up roller coaster with rotating seats. Just imagine Riddler's Revenge with Half-Pipe seating! OUCH!

"...weird, almost like really bad grammar." Robb then felt his Xatan Senses tingling. Somebody was in trouble! Robb climbed up a tree, and took off his disguise. Xatan Man flew over cities and towns to get to the source of the problem. He at last landed in Hawaii, next to Wally, ABBA, the Deeply Tanned Albino Man, The Man With No Eyes, and Ryan. They were staring at a school of fish fly over their heads. "How is that possible?" Wally asked, sipping a beer. "Do not doubt the magical FishSchool!" said Ryan. "POUND IT, FISHIES!" Suddenly, as Ryan chased after the FishSchool trying to pound them, something appeared behind them. It was none other than...

"Text JOKE to 66466! We'll send you the most HILARIOUS dumb blonde jokes, the FUNNIEST animal jokes, and the most SIDE-SPITTING jokes about the most famous celebrities! So text JOKE to 66466. Text JOKE to 66466!" I seriously want to shoot the people who came up with these things!

This is truly a work of art. I'm sure that I could NEVER do anything like this even if I tried the hardest that I could. I really can't wait to see more.

(from the same episode as the last post) Quagmire: "I went to the doctor to get a prostate exam/hamster removal..."

I am so sad! I heard this on the news when it happened, and I was so suprised. Only, like, five people have ever been killed by stingrays! Now I can't even watch his shows, they make me so sad. Rest in Peace, Steve.

... of a 1600's Puritan villiage, as one was forming on Elissa's left index finger. Robb picked up a cup left over from the Coffee Cake fiasco (they broke the record by 2 feet) and dipped it into some xatan gum, which is used to make salad dressing and a few breeds of terriers, and began to drink the clear, gooey liquid. As the last drop rolled down the metal cup, and down Robbs throat, he began to change. He began to grow, and grow, and his skin began to become clear, along with his organs. He was Xatan Man, the crime fighting...

*Peter in the 70s sits on a beanbag chair. He farts. He looks around for a moment, confused.* What the hell was that?

...which then realised that it was a dead joke, and hensforth dissapated into nothingness. Robb found himself among the chaos going on at Trump Tower and all across the five boroghs of New York City. Elissa, still back in SoCal, accidently stepped into a portal, and landed at Jones Beach. She screamed in fear at the horrible memories of her childhood, and ran like a cartoon character all the way to the Empire State Building, where people were dropping...

... the horror classic "That Tired Old Film" in which Robin Williams goes on an eternal search for Chuck Norris's Secret Scroll of the Roundhouse Kick. Vekoma bypassed the film because he had seen it before many times with Robb, Elissa, and sometimes Wes, Death, Glenn Quagmire (gigitty gigitty goo!), and Ryan. He found the door that led him outside. He found he had somehow ended up on Manhatten Island, and was in the heart of Times Square, in the middle of the countdown for 2038. As Dick Clark, now just a head in a jar (I love you, Futurama!), announced that there was only ten seconds left until the new year, Vekoma...

I was so happy when Marishka won the Emmy. I am a huge SVU fan, and I think she deserved the award. Although I think that Christopher Maloney deserved it more than her.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO! It's happening in Florida, too! What will be next?

I totally want to go on the mid-west one! Oh, I forgot! I'm going to Florida for a coaster trip of my own in '07! Never mind!

take the running backs in the stands and slap they mommas rza;p sujc ks2122

Wow, that REALLY sucks! I know how it feels to have things stolen from you, though. My family and I went to Brooklyn for a day, and took our Honda. When our day ended, and we were about to leave, we found our car had been stolen! We searched for a while, and figured it was gone. We searched a parking lot, and found it, one of its license plates gone, most of the parts stripped from it. It sucked hard.

^Awesome! That was almost exactly what I was looking for! Tell me if anybody has any more! They will be well appreciated!