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Its been quite a while since I posted one, so I got a good'n. Preacher - "....and if anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married, let them speak now." Peter - (looking around the church) " Realy??....." "Nobody's gonna speak up??......." "I'm the one that's gonna have to say it??....." "GENITAL WARTS!!!" :shock: Holy crap, did I laugh.

See..... I told Ya

Chris - " We don't have to listen to you, your a dog , you don't have a soul!" Brian - " Ouch" P All " What about that side boob?"

WOW!! Great Pics!!

^ that's funny But seriously, Erik Johnson is your source for anything IOA or USO, pictures, hours, Mythos menus, hell he can even tell you the toilet paper changing schedule in all the restrooms. 8) He goes like every other day, just 'cause he broke his camera, dosn't mean he's not there right now. P All "I'm just hackin' on ya Erik , your still my dog, even if you didn't invite me to IOA on my B-day"

" His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that too?"

" This is just like that show with two dads, except no one's laughing.....oh wait,no it's the same." P All "Good day to you sir, and now prepare to die!"

That's just a big bowl of wrong, but I guess I'll just have to wait, at least Fear Factor is back on tommorrow, and only a few more weeks 'till another non-stop season of 24, yippie!! Thanks again "E" P All

Thanks Elissa. wooooowwww!! I think there might me another "incident". I noticed it is not on for the next 2 weeks do you know when it is comming back? P All " I love Kate too"

I am dying here!! I tape Lost and then watch it on friday. I don't know if Lost ran a few min. over or I set my VCR wrong, but it cut the end off. The last thing I saw was Jack and Anna on the beach drinking tequila and then it cut off. So, did John and Eko (< my dog) watch the missing footage of the movie or not, and if they did, what was it about. Please someone help me, I don't know if they will recap this next week or not, so if anyone can help me, please do. Thank you for your help P All " Don't mistake coincidence for fate "

" meanwhile....under Meg Griffins bra...."

a " live" puppy cuz a dead puppy is just not that funny

"Message CM42, Lets go pay some hookers to knock our junk around" p All" What about that side boob?"

Battlefront 2 PS2 online baby BOOM!! Headshot!!!

"Hummenah............Hummenah.........Hummenah.....Hummenah..Hummenah, Hummenah... POW! Right in the Kisser"

"Is that that now.. Mrs. thats, that?"

I love Earl, I am a Jason Lee fan from days of old. I also like that Ethan Suplee plays his brother, Ethan is also from Kevin smith fame, not quite as popular and now about 100 pounds lighter, but still funny. Also, I don't mind looking at Jaime Pressly either, even though she plays a biotch. Did anyone catch Jason on SNL 2 weeks ago, he sliped up and said dickhead instead of dickweed, I guess in this day and age you can't say dickhead on SNL, can I say it here?? If I can't sorry in advance Robb. He also had a funny skit about weatherproofing your house for winter. Using caulk, putting caulk in the crack and using your finger to help squeeze the caulk in the crack. Stuff like that, childish, but efficient. BTW Jason did not say caulk, he was clearly saying c@*k, clearly. Anyway I love Earl. P All " I wonder if Kevin Smith will make a cameo in the future?"

HO! HO! HOOOOOOOOOOOH....SHI..................................!!!! :shock: P All

" And the motion carries, the janitor's new name, is sweepy"

So is Shannon really dead, was it foreseen buy the ABC gods? I figured they where close enough to the caves and they could get Jack to fix her up. I mean she hasn't even been on the 2nd season hardly at all untill now, what maybe 2 min. ?? Also, did anyone notice if that was Ian Somerhalder as Boone in the flashbacks? it kind of looked like him, but it kind of looked a little like a young Rob Lowe too. I don't think it was Ian. Hell if it was me, and they killed me off a well rated show before season 1 ended, I wouldn't come back either. P All " Mr Eko is da man"

^or he was taking a leak don't bother with any of the ring movies (US versions) they blow. :? Evil Dead (old school Raimi) Evil Dead 2 (Funny, gory, corny, but a must see) it's even got an actor in it who is now on QVC, go figure The Grudge (unedited version) pretty creepy A Nightmare on Elm Street (1st one only) Jaws (but it's only scary if you go skinny dipping in the ocean at night, right after you watch it) Oh yeah .......Deliverance P All "squeeeeeaaaal like a pig"

"You like eating red carpet tough guy!?....say you like eating red carpet!!"

"What good is mining for nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople??!!"

Oh Wally, top drawer, top drawer. 8) But seriously Dennis, not to get you upset or anything, but I got my power back about 4 hours after Wilma left. Although I did loose about 2 weeks worth of work, oh well, glad to know you made it.

" Look, I love meal ticket as much as Chris and Stevie, but business is business, let's get this show on the road" P All "don't ever let this slip to page 2 "