OK so I have searched this thread and nothing has come up so here goes.
Oh and by the way as Robb knows i'm not to good at this making threads business!
Anyway my joke is:
I had to take my huge German Shepard to the vets the other day, so the vet picked him up looked straight into his eyes and says I have to put him down. Shocked I say why? he replies, hes getting darn heavy
Sounds better when told lol