Worst case scenarios

[Erik Johnson]

A good friend gave me this web site for survival tips. Some of them are quite funny. Some may actually save your life.

 

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/worst_case_scenario/

[Teddymonster]

IGNORE

[Erik Johnson]

Man it took you less than 10 seconds to click that before I added the link...

[Angry_Gumball]

I remember reading something like this a while back at Wal Mart. I just had to laugh when I saw some of the most unlikely things to happen.

[smells_like_team_disney]

OMG, that is too funny ! I mean, most do make sense, but some are just bizarre. How often do you find yourself crossing a piranha-infested river or being abducted by aliens (well, if you live in SoCal, probably often). Thanks for posting, Erik. I needed that.

[PhishyBrewer]

 

Great! Now I know how to make love to an elevator without using my hands

[zburns999]

^In that elevator guide, it says not to jump when you hit the ground. Its odd, thats what I always thought about doing if I was ever in an elevator crash. By the way, I have a pretty bad fear of Elevators for whatever reason. I can't stand them!

[Chrissie]

LMAO! How funny is the Alien one!

[tinkerbell]

Well at least now I know how to control my camel when it runs away next time.

[Luxo]

Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs.

 

LOL!

[pagemaster_b]

There's a whole series of books about worst case scenarios. My favorite one is about surviving college with tips on how to cram for tests and BS on papers. It also had pointers on dating several people at the same time and how to fake it during sex.

 

As for this web site, I disagree with how to navigate a minefield. The best option is to use a stick and gentle poke the ground as you move. Anti-personnel mines can be as small as two inches in diameter, so walking back over your own steps is not a good idea (used only if you're in a hurry).