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Then Cedar Point's crowds will go down, and Mean Streak won't be the worst coaster in the park anymore!

 

What if Cedar Fair took over the Disney Parks?

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The universe would implode and Intamin would replace it with Jr.Gemini/

What if Chuck Norris, Jeff Bridges,and Samuel L. Jackson had a staredown at Cedar Point?

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I would have no idea because I would be too busy riding Top Thrill Dragster and Magnum repeatedly to notice.

 

What if Chuck Norris designed a roller coaster?

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Then they would have to call it "Six Flags Magical Mountain"!

 

What if Chuck Norris and Tony Hawk teamed up to design a spinning roller coaster?

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Then it would probably be about 50 times as intense as Tornado at Bakken, plus it would feature a new "roundhouse kick" element in which riders would be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris into a giant lake.

 

What if Lost Coaster of Superstition Mountain added spinning cars?

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Then the British Empire would go after America next!

 

What if Chuck Norris had bought the Chuck E. Cheese's fun center chain?

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Then I'll probably never go to Chuck E. Cheese again, cuz I'm pretty scared about what Chuck Norris would do to the place.

 

What if Chuck Norris was told to design a Vekoma SLC?

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The riders would be dead, because Chuck Norris had beaten the crap out of them on the ride!

 

What if McDonald's started using "Grade F" meat?

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I would never eat there again...wait do they use meat to begin with? (kidding I love McDonalds)

 

What if McDonalds built a roller coaster?

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I would have no idea as I don't have any intentions to go to Disney World any time soon.

 

What if the Sears/Willis build a drop tower on the side of it?

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Then Chicago would have to build a roller coaster to accompany the Sears tower drop tower ride!

 

What if every theme park had a Moe's Southwest Grill?

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Then I would ride it!

 

What if Cedar Point built a B&M flying coaster?

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Then Cedar Point would have to get rid of the Mine Train or Iron Dragon for it!

 

What if Six Flags built a park in Antarctica?

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