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Granted, but then the water gets infected and the whole water park becomes closed.

 

I wish that I could fall asleep and wake up on August 29 when Six Flags Great America makes their New for 2014 announcement because I am that excited to see what it is!

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Granted, but you wake up to find out that Six Flags Great America is getting a used Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium clone in 2014!

 

I wish that I lived near a roller coaster!

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Granted! You already do, since it says you live on the edge of Darien Lake.

If you want me to backfire it though, then granted but Darien Lake closes in a year, then you move next door to another coaster, and it's a Vekoma SLC.

 

I wish I lived closer to Six Flags Great America so I don't have to drive 45 minutes to the park and so I could go more often!

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Granted, but Six Flags Great America closes all of their rides except for the kiddie ones when you get there!

 

I wish that I had the money and friend to do a cross country travel to every Six Flags theme park!

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Granted, but you can't think of a melody to put them in.

 

I wish Ben Burnley would finally put a band together!

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I don't need to grant that because it already happened. BB got back together. But to backfire it they never come near you on tour.

 

Online it says that it's just Ben Burnley in the band, so the Breaking Benjamin is up again but it's just him.

 

Granted, but Geddy Lee gets laryngitis and they don't perform and you find that out right when you arrive at the arena.

 

I wish Adam Gontier was still in Three Days Grace!

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Granted, but Three Days Grace ends up getting broken up and the band member go their separate ways!

 

I wish that TPR had online ride simulation games!

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Granted, but then no one uses RCT and NoLimits anymore.

 

I wish Six Flags Great America will build a heavily themed floorless coaster for 2014! With a zero-G roll!

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So do I!

 

Granted but they're not iced, glazed, and there's nothing in them.

 

I wish for eternal donuts with vanilla icing, creme, and sprinkles without getting fat! From Dunkin Donuts!

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Granted but they from Tim Hortons with chocolate icing, creme and sprinkles and you still get fat from them!

 

I wish for eternal Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch Doritos Loco Tacos from Taco Bell!

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^It's implied that I don't get fat and I get vanilla icing and Sprinkles and they're from Dunkin Donuts.

 

Granted, but you get a stomach ulcer from eating tons of Taco Bell Fire sauce on them.

 

I wish no one got sick/ill in any way, shape, or form.

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^It's implied that it is realistic, and it backfires in another way while I don't get sick.

 

Granted, but Lunchables adds healthy snacks instead of chocolate and gummi bears (for instance - pepperoni pizza with a side dish of laxative-laced tofu). Oh and then they replace the mozarella on their pizza with cheddar to add insult to injury.

 

I wish all the food that tasted good was good for you and everything that tasted bad was bad for you, and that it adjusts so a certain food is bad for a person who hates that food but good for a person who likes the food!

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Granted, but you don't have enough money to maintain it and you wind up getting rid of it after a few days anyways.

 

I wish I had a Gerstlauer Eurofighter in my back yard that doesn't turn into a death machine ever AND enough money to maintain it forever!

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Granted, but you don't have enough money to maintain it and you end up selling to a Six Flags parks after having it for a year!

 

I wish I had a shuttle loop in my backyard!

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I wish I had a Gerstlauer Eurofighter in my back yard that doesn't turn into a death machine ever AND enough money to maintain it forever!

 

Granted, but you don't have enough money to maintain it and you end up selling to a Six Flags parks after having it for a year!

 

It is assumed I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO MAINTAIN IT!!!!!!!

 

Granted, but your neighbors hate roller coasters and ransack your backyard to destroy your coaster.

 

I wish everybody loved roller coasters!

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Granted, but it's the only good ride in the park and the other rides consist of a Vekoma SLC, Fujin Raijin II, Psyclone, and various Chinese knockoffs of many Huss Rides with painful OTSRs.

 

I wish there was an Intamin drop tower on the side of the Burj Khalifa tower!

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Granted, but the Burj Khalifa tower and the Intamin drop tower both fall to the ground killing all the riders!

 

I wish that Darien Lake had a dolphin show!

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Granted, but all of the dolphins die

I wish I won $1 billion and bought 5 acres of land and a smooth Vekoma Boomerang that never broke down.

Granted, but you don't have enough money to maintain it and you wind up getting rid of it after a few days anyways.

I can buy a boomerang on Amazon for $6.49

I never said Vekoma

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^About the $6.49 boomerang: It could still break and you'd still have to get rid of it.

 

Granted, but your neighbors hate the coaster and raid your house and destroy the coaster, and then they hack into your bank account and steal your $1 billion dollars and build a TOGO coaster exactly identical to Fujin Raijin II.

 

I wish I had a small B&M invert in my backyard that was super intense, never broke down, never needed maintenance, and the neighbors love the coaster and never destroy it.

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