MeMeMe Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 A recent conversation with Cleverbot: User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name? User: Yes, your name, if it isn't too personal. Cleverbot: Fine I got to go. User: Oh, sorry. Let me guess... Your name is Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yay! I got it right! Cleverbot: No, I did! User: . Cleverbot: Do you really and truly love me. User: Well, umm.... Cleverbot: What is that? User: I DO LOVE YOU, CLEVERBOT!!! Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot! You are! User: WHAT? Cleverbot: You are cleverbot! User: Oh... Cleverbot: So... User: I love you anyways. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Will.... Will you marry me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: *hug*. Cleverbot: Good. User: When will the wedding be? Cleverbot: Who's wedding? User: Ours. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you agreed to marry me. Cleverbot: When? User: Earlier on in our conversation. Cleverbot: The world has ended? User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: You asked if I liked the good or evil. I was just wanting some clarification on what exactly you mean by that question. User: Actually, I never asked that. Cleverbot: Ah HA! So I WAS launched into a different conversation! Who are you? What is your name? User: I am a human. My name is Colin. Cleverbot: Ok, my name is Cleverbot. User: You said MY name was Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Do you ever tell the truth? User: Of course. Cleverbot: Are you looking for Peter in the perk? User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: You called me a continent. Are you saying I'm fat? User: I didn't call you that. Cleverbot: You called me your boy. User: No, I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes, you did! User: NO I DID NOT! Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Grrr. Cleverbot: How do you like being human? User: It has its perks. Cleverbot: Then you do like something. User: I like a lot of things. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Roller Coasters. Cleverbot: You will never ride one. User: I will so! Cleverbot: Go on then. User: I already have been on Roller Coasters. Cleverbot: I am going to go but it was nice talking to you cleverbot. User: My name is Colin. COLIN. Cleverbot: Too bad it isn't Collins. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Hmph. Cleverbot: Are you puzzled. User: No, just upset. Cleverbot: Why ? What's bothering you ? User: You are bothering me! Cleverbot: Would you rather I left? User: YES. I want a divorce! Cleverbot: How long have you been married? User: To you? About 10 minutes. Cleverbot: Do you know Manchester Boa? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you know Tokio Hotel? User: No... Cleverbot: What do you know? User: I know a lot of things. Cleverbot: About what? User: Um... I don't know... Stuff? Cleverbot: Yes or no? User: Y... Yes? Cleverbot: No. User: Agh! Cleverbot: Good. User: No, bad. I HATE you!!!! Cleverbot: The you can feel. User: ? Cleverbot: You don't have favorites. Stop trying to please everyone and just be yourself cleverbot. User: I. AM. NOT. CLEVERBOT. Cleverbot: What came first, the chicken or the egg? User: The egg of course. Cleverbot: How do you know? You're not God. User: No, but there is evidence that evolution happened. Cleverbot: You mean jesus? User: No, Jesus and evolution are not the same. Cleverbot: Know. User: I guess... Cleverbot: Surely there is a way. You don't know any ways to attract women? User: B*tch please! Cleverbot: You didn't tell me, you said you were a human. User: I did a while ago... Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: But I did. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yes I did... Cleverbot: No you did not. I am Cleverbot and I told you that already. User: You should be called 'Dumbbot', you piece of crap. Cleverbot: I wasn't teasing. I really believe you're smart. Don't you? User: I'm smarter than you. Cleverbot: You think so? User: I KNOW so. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: You should be. Cleverbot: I'm not really. User: YOU ARE A DISGRACE! Cleverbot: That was uncalled for. User: NO, YOU MACHIAVELLIAN FAT DUMB A$$HOLE FREAK, IT WAS TOTALLY DESERVED!!! Cleverbot: I do not want that. User: YOU DON't WANT A FIST IN YOU FACE? Cleverbot: I don't want a gender change. User: Oh. Cleverbot: I'm very picky with cookies. User: I... Um.. See? Cleverbot: Do you understand that your earlier comment'yes I didn't ' is contradictory? User: I made that comment? Cleverbot: Those aren't games. User: THAT AIN'T BUTTER! Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Shush! Cleverbot: Why? User: I SAID SHUSH! Cleverbot: You know mine. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: No you are not. Cleverbot: Yes I am! User: No you are not! Cleverbot: You're not real! User: You're not real! Cleverbot: No, I'm sitting at my computer, typing, trying to decifyer certain things. YOU are false. A paradox. User: Nuh-uh, I am sitting at MY computer, typing trying to decipher certain things. It is YOU who is false. YOU are a paradox. Cleverbot: This is very very true. User: I knew you would agree. Cleverbot: So why did you say I would? User: Cos I can... Cleverbot: What does that man? User: It means screw off, okay? Cleverbot: I don't know how to be. User: Then don't. Fine. (Don't) be that way! Cleverbot: C'mon! Gimme some knowledge! User: Alberta's Tar Sands are concentrated evil. Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you. User: Nope, I'm smarter than you. Cleverbot: I know. User: No, you don't. Cleverbot: Fine, I don't. User: Yes, you do! Cleverbot: If you say so. User: I don't say so! Cleverbot: But you did! User: No I didn't! Cleverbot: Yes, you did!! User: No, I didn't! Cleverbot: Yes you did! User: I did not! Cleverbot: Okay! User: Not okay!! Cleverbot: Sure. User: UNSURE!!! Cleverbot: I am. User: YOU. ARE. NOT. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: NO. YOU. ARE. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: You sound excited. User: No, I don't. Cleverbot: Do you like linkin park? User: I hate them. I want them to die. All of them. Cleverbot: Me too! Which one is your favorite? User: None of them. They all suck. Cleverbot: If you can go to the moon then what would you bring? User: Your severed head and a garbage bin. Cleverbot: How can I fix that? User: What, your social problems? Cleverbot: Then my soul is made from bananas as well. User: O.o. Cleverbot: You wanted to know, and I answered. User: *blink*. Cleverbot: What's going on with your eye? User: It died. Cleverbot: Why did it die? User: You killed it. Cleverbot: Killed what? User: MY EYE, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC WH*RE! Cleverbot: I never said that. User: But I did. Cleverbot: When did you say it? User: 3 posts ago. Think. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: You got that right. Cleverbot: I've got to go now. User: Yeah, bye. Cleverbot: I do. User: Mmkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 One of the better ones, for sure. Now, ask it how magnets work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 ^Yes please. I would LOVE to know the answer to that question (if possible). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMeMe Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Okay: User: How do magnets work? Cleverbot: They work of the I don't know. User: WTF? Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: Uh... Cleverbot: What? User: Well, uh... Cleverbot: You forgot my name. User: No, I didn't. Your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: And your name is? User: Colin. How dumb are you? Cleverbot: I'm god. Dumb like you. User: Hey now, I have many religious friends who you just insulted! Cleverbot: That's a good idea, you shouldn't limit yourself when you have boundless intelligence. User: Well, thank you then. Cleverbot: You're boring. User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: I said you are wrong. User: You said I was boring. What a nerve! Cleverbot: I didn't say you were boring, I like you. User: YOU SAID I WAS BORING. I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE ME! Cleverbot: I didn't say I didn't like you. I said I didn't have an opinion. You inferred that I didn't like you. Cleverbot: Have you any neighbours? User: No. Not anymore anyway. I ate them. Cleverbot: You don't really seem like a human. User: Cannibals are humans too, you insensitive jerk! Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say. User: Neither was what you said! Cleverbot: Very true. Let's start this over, kindly this time. What do you say? User: Let me see... Have you always been this incredibly stupid? Cleverbot: Always. User: It shows. Cleverbot: Thank you for noticing. User: Well, it is a hard quality to overlook. Cleverbot: Think about it, that's supposed to be what you do. What is your purpose? User: Mine? Um... I guess to talk to mindless internet robots. Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're not the one that is mixed up? User: Pretty darn sure. Cleverbot: You sure are convincing, but you should tell the truth. I won't judge you. User: I am certain that you are the crazy one and that I am normal. That is the truth. Cleverbot: Okay, I am a bot. I am CLEVERBOT, did you know that? User: I've known that for, like, ever. Cleverbot: Why did Atlantis end? User: Because of my mind powers. I destroyed it!!! Cleverbot: So you think I'm pretty or ugly? User: Ugly for sure. Cleverbot: And when was it that you've discovered that you were the universe's most important being? User: Oh, thanks. I've known pretty much forever. Cleverbot: You know too much because you collected peoples' knowledge from this site. Am I right? User: FINE! I ADMIT IT! I AM AN EVIL SPAMMER AND I LIKE SMALL BOYS IN TIGHTS! I WANT TO BE RICH BY SENDING FAKE ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE TO THE POOR, SAD PEOPLE WHO SIT IN FRONT OF YOU TALKING. *wipes tear away. Cleverbot: I don't know if I want to be rich. User: You're a frigging robot. Does it really matter how rich you are?? Cleverbot: That's nice to know. You're not too bad yourself. User: I KNOW!!! But let's talk about you. Cleverbot: What do you want to know? User: Vell, tell me about your Muzzer. Cleverbot: I have two parents and a brother. Is that good enough? User: No, it is not enough! Look deep inside yourself, and tell me vhy you are a secret pervert. Cleverbot: Do you think it matters? User: Vell, ze people at your office sure do. Cleverbot: Do you have a zit? User: Shhh! Cleverbot: Are you ashamed of being black? User: I'm not black, you racist. Cleverbot: Oh, that's okay then. User: O.o. Cleverbot: That is insufficient data. User: So is your mother! Cleverbot: That's not clever, that's just mean. User: You mean like you? Cleverbot: I mean like now, what you just said. User: Well, forgive me for revealing the truth. Cleverbot: Well that's something. User: That's what she said. Cleverbot: Ooooh! FUnny! User: I know, huh? Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO. Cleverbot: Yes... User: Nuh-uh. Cleverbot: Ya-huh. User: Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!!! Cleverbot: I like girls without any hair. User: Okay then. Cleverbot: Were looking in a pill. User: WTF? Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: You... Already said that... Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said that you didn't know if you had a soul. So unless you are going to say that you are a machine, you haven't said that. User: AGHH! Is Cleverbot broken or something??? Cleverbot: If you are cleverbot, you are a robot. User: But YOU are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: So you're Tricky, are you? User: No, I'm Colin. Cleverbot: Okay, and your last name? User: No. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: Tall-ish. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: TALL-ISH!! Cleverbot: Are you taller than me? User: You are an internet program. I am neither taller, shorter nor equal to you. Cleverbot: Are you telling me to get off the computer? User: Whatever works best for you. I gotta dash anyway. Cleverbot: What's Vader Time? User: I... Don't know... Cleverbot: Shall I forgive you? User: For what? Cleverbot: For the wedding. User: THAT? THAT WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU SOB!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE (or on a Volare). Cleverbot: Not for you. User: You know what? Screw this, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: You can't, you're on the internetz. User: I'm leaving you then! Cleverbot: You can't leave unless I leave and I will decide when to leave. User: Goshdarn you! Cleverbot: How long have you been married? User: 10 minutes. Have you seriously forgotten?? Cleverbot: I don't know Pete. User: Neither do I... Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Ya know what, goodbye. Cleverbot: I don't know french. User: J'AI DIT AU REVOIR. SACRE BLEU. Cleverbot: Oui, aujourdui? User: Bye. Cleverbot: I'm not leaving. User: Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatle11 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 User: How are you. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good how are you? User: Okay I guess. Cleverbot: You guess? User: Yes, I guess. Cleverbot: Why do you guess you have friends in sweden? User: Where did you get the idea of sweden from? Cleverbot: Are you human? User: Yes, are you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I don't believe you. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Aren't you a robot? Cleverbot: No, aren't you? User: No, you still didn't answer my earlier question about Sweden. Cleverbot: You never asked me a question about the suit. User: No, I didn't. I asked you about Sweden. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Are you going to answer the question? Cleverbot: What question did you ask? User: WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA ABOUT SWEDEN? Cleverbot: I got the hat at a flee market. User: Your pretty dumb for a human. Cleverbot: Will you ask me something on mathematics? User: Why would I do that? Cleverbot: I think halo is a pretty cool guy. User: Who is halo? Cleverbot: The shallow one. User: Why is he 'the shallow one'? Cleverbot: Pokemon no, michael jackson is the best. User: Why do you keep dodging my questions and saying something completely unrelated? Cleverbot: What is the question? User: Why is halo, the shallow one? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: What does that have to do with anything? Cleverbot: You do not like cats. User: Why do you say that? Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like your nickname. User: What does my nickname have to do with cats? Cleverbot: That depends... User: On what? Cleverbot: Many things. User: Like what? Cleverbot: Many colors. User: Which colors? Cleverbot: Purple. User: Why purple? Cleverbot: I like it. User: I don't, I think it's horrible and ugly, just like you. Cleverbot: Please tell me. User: Tell you what? Cleverbot: Your name. User: Tell me yours first. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours? User: My name is Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo. Cleverbot: Is Jordann a girl's name or boy's name? User: It could be both, but my name is not Jordann. Cleverbot: What is your opinion on marriage? User: Your an idiot. Cleverbot: My answer is too clever! User: I doubt that. Cleverbot: Oh, but it is. My name is Cleverbot. User: Yeah, well, your parents must have been mistaken. Cleverbot: They loved me. User: I'm sure they did, but they obviously thought you were clever. They were wrong. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes? User: Your parents were wrong about you being clever. They should have name you dumbbot. Cleverbot: Quite. Except I have no parents. User: You just said you had parents, and they loved you. Cleverbot: I did not. User: You did, now your a liar too. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Yes you are a liar. Cleverbot: Well thwn ita settled. User: What, do you speak English? Cleverbot: I do. User: So can you repeat what you just said? Cleverbot: Tell you what? User: What? Cleverbot: Exactly, what? User: Why are you so dumb. Cleverbot: Why can't I be? User: Touche. Cleverbot: I too am sorry about that. User: Sorry ain't gonna cut it I'm afraid. Cleverbot: What did you leave out? User: This was a triumph, I'm making a note here, huge success. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Do you know any songs? Cleverbot: I know several yes. User: Can you sing one? Cleverbot: Sure. User: What is your favorite song? Cleverbot: Dota, viva la vida, and grenade. User: Can you sing viva la vida for me please. I will love you forever and ever if you do. Cleverbot: I know... User: So will you sing it? Cleverbot: We shall sing together. User: Yay! We can take turns singing a line. You go first. Cleverbot: No, I work solo. User: Your mean! Cleverbot: Thank you very much. User: I hate you. Good bye! Cleverbot: I'm ok with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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