texcoaster Posted November 12, 2007 Posted November 12, 2007 OK, after the slate of new coasters announced at SF parks this year, it seems pretty obvious that SF isn't putting a lot of effort into coming up with new, unique names for its coasters. Evil Kneivel is the only one not being re-used (and it was pretty stupid to begin with... I mean, 30 years ago, that would've been a great name, but NOW?) or recycled. So, let's think of some cool coaster names and/or themes to help them out for next year!
texcoaster Posted November 12, 2007 Author Posted November 12, 2007 I'll start: Holy Roller -- For any coaster located in the Bible belt Xerox - the Ride -- For the umpteenth installation of a design (like SFFT's BTR clone) Screaming Queen -- temporary name used on a park's "gay day" Major Miner -- for a large mine train Stevie Wonder -- enclosed, lights-off coaster that plays cool music (oh, man, I'm gonna get slammed for that one, I know it)
PKI Jizzman Posted November 12, 2007 Posted November 12, 2007 Wait, didn't you say you were looking for *good* coaster names? Is this some giant sarcasm thread?
texcoaster Posted November 12, 2007 Author Posted November 12, 2007 While I freely admit to my suggested names being tongue-in-cheek, I also think that every one of them is better than "Goliath". So, if you want to see it as a sarcastic thread OR a "real" topic, then I'm OK with it either way.
Meteornotes Posted November 12, 2007 Posted November 12, 2007 Yeah, I don't think the SF marketing department is going to be reading this. If it bothers you that much, send them a letter. Closed. dt
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