CoasterFanatic Posted July 25, 2006 Posted July 25, 2006 "Royale with cheese ... ... What do they call a Whopper?"
BelizeIt Posted July 25, 2006 Posted July 25, 2006 "I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King" "Do you know what they put on Frys in Holland instead of Ketchup?"
Masked_Maverick Posted July 25, 2006 Posted July 25, 2006 Mayonaise. They freakin' drown em in that stuff
BeemerBoy Posted July 26, 2006 Author Posted July 26, 2006 Cut to: Trunk opening... "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal" "How many are up there?" "Three or four" "Is that including our guy? "Not sure" "So there could be 5?" "Maybe" "We should have shotguns"
BelizeIt Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 "Do you remember Tony Rocky Horror?" "Yeah fatty right?" "Well I wouldn't goes as far as to call the brother fat.......yeah he's got a weight problem, but whats the brother going to do, he's Samoan" "Yeah I know who you mean, what about him?" "Well Marsellus F**ked him up good." "The word around the campfire is that it was because of Marsellus Wallaces wife." "So what did he do F**k her?" "No, nothing that bad" "Well what then?"
BelizeIt Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 "Well If you play with matches, you get burned." "What do you mean?" "You don't be giving Marsellus new wife a foot massage." "You don't think he over reacted?" "Well he had to expect some type of reaction, he's laying his hands in a familar way on Marsellus new wife" "Is it as bad as eating her pus*y out? No, but it's the same ballpark."
BorisTF Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f**kin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f**kin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean s**t.
BeemerBoy Posted July 26, 2006 Author Posted July 26, 2006 "Don't be telling me about foot massages....I'm the foot freakin' master." "Got my technique down and everything, no ticklin' or anything." Note: Let's go easy on some of the language guys. You can get creative since we all obviously know what's implied, right? No need to get this locked....it's been pretty funny so far.
BeemerBoy Posted July 26, 2006 Author Posted July 26, 2006 "fudge you" "I could use a foot massage" "ok, I'm gettin pissed"
Luxo Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 "What time is it?" "Seven in the morning." "It ain't quite time, let's hang back."
Wes Posted July 26, 2006 Posted July 26, 2006 Just letting you guys know, you can use F**k or F*** if need be. I won't lock the thread because of language.
BelizeIt Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 ***I sent a PM to wes about the language issue, and as you can tell he had to problem with it. Because as I told wes, this movie used the word F**k over 200+ times. "Look just because I wouldn't give a man a foot massage doesn't give Marsellus the right to toss Tony off a building" "I didn't say it was right, but your saying a foot massage doesn't matter, when it does" "That's Marsellus F**king wife, he won't have any sense of humor about that" "You know what I'm saying?" "I see your point" Enters Apartment............. "Hey kids, were associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace, you do remember your business partner Marsellus Walace?" "Yes, we remember" "It looks like you guys are having breakfest" "What are you having?" "Hamburgers" "Hamburgers, the corner stone of any good breakfest" "Where are they from, McDonalds, Burger King, Jack in the Box?"
BeemerBoy Posted July 27, 2006 Author Posted July 27, 2006 *** Regarding language...I was just covering all bases....I didn't want us crossing any lines, ya know? Anyway, thanks Wes, and on with the show. "Big Kahuna Burger." "Big Kahuna Burger? That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers"
BelizeIt Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 "I myself usually don't have them, because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian" "Hey you Flock of Seagulls, do you know why were here?" "Why don't you tell us where it is?" "It's over there" "Hey I don't remember asking you a God Dam Thing!!!" "It's under the counter" "Well Vincent are we happy" "Yeah were happy" "Hey I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got messed up with Mr. Wallace, we got into this with the best intentions" Gun Shot "Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentrtation, you were saying something about best intentions" "What's the matter.....oh you were finished? Well then allow me to retort" "What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
BeemerBoy Posted July 27, 2006 Author Posted July 27, 2006 "Yes." "Then you understand what I'm saying?" "Yes." "Now tell me what Marsellus Wallace looks like."
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