Ryan King

Its Him..!?!

Thanks for all the tight comments! Yeah..It was a pretty ghetto Park. Sadly not located in a Foregin Country, therefore not worthy enough of a front page update. But beggers cant be choosers...

Thanks! It Thought it Would Be Great!

Yay! My Heart Thingy Feels Loved!

Eh...It was Fun..excpet the DAMN coaster was closed! NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK!

Last Of The Pics! Well Thats It! Thanks For Looking! Hope You Enjoyed It! Yay! You Found the Turtle! Can YOU find the Turtle!?!? Guide To Tackling Ryan... Casey's Hand... I Came ALL The Way To The Zoo to See Pigeons...I Cant WAIT till One of the Elephants Eat One. Hey Baby..What Are You Doing Tonight!?! The Tigers Looked Pissed... Aw...They Like Eachother... Camel Camel Camel! A Brown Bear! Oooh Ahhh! In ALL its Glory! Front Entrance to THE ZOO! Time To Go To The Zoo! Yay! She Was Diggin Me! Casey WAS here! *Looks Around In Fear* It Was REALLY kinda Creepy... An Old Jack & The Bean Stock Slide...But it Was Gone...

30 More Pics! Yay! I Have NO Caption for This..This Picture Is Too Great For One... Kiss The Goose Baby! I Found a Friend! I Pounded Him Rotten! Yo Tigger! High Five, Biatch! NOOO! They Hung Pooh! Bastards! Bathroom Needed A Little Work Too... Mommy! I Remembered To Wipe This Time! Bob Posing With The Alveys! Robb And Elissa Were There!!!! How Many Locks Can You Count? (Answer-: Too Many) More Nicely Done Lighting! The Lighting Looked Good! Abu Ghraib Prison Style! Jack & Jill! No @$$ Bruises Here! The Fence Needed A LITTLE work... Im Papa Bear! Behold My Constipated Powers! Uh Oh! Caught Me Doing Another Cannon! A Hole Is A Hole...Right? The Alvey Apartment! Looks Like I Came At A Bad Time..Bed Looks a Little Frisky! She Was Checkin Me Out...So I Pounded Her! Is That An Antler Sticking Out of the Water..? An Elissa Friendly Park! GAH! It Didn't Work! Sweet! A Church! Maybe Praying to the Gods Will Get Me Outta Here! Does That Ladder Have Blood On It...?!?! "NOOOOOO!!!!!!" "THERE IS MUCH MORE TO SEE!!!" "Please! No More Storyland Photos!" The Chairs Were Nicely Themed! Alices Court! So Exciting!

Sorry..Double Post...

Umm Yeah! Fresno Is Like the Latino Community! You Dont Know what I have to deal with!

More Pics! Enjoy! Ice Cream! Yummy! Im Late! Im Late! For Pounding Ryan's HEAD in! At Least I Didnt Get An @$$ Bruise! I Got Lost In The Maze... Pinocchio Didnt Like Bob..So He Kicked His @$$! I Couldnt Help But to Pound Pinocchio... I Found the REAL Big Bad Wolf..He Was On The Roof After All! There Were Supposed To Be Pigs... BIG BAD WOLF = Bob Hoffman! The BIG BAD WOLF! More Mushrooms! This Guy Was Happy That He Was Missing a Finger... There Were A Lot Of Paths That Led To Nowhere... I EAT CHILDREN! Times May Change and Will Be Unannounced...Thats A Good Way To Do Business! BEHOLD! Storyland! Time to Hop The Fence into Storyland! Yay! Jeez! No Water Fountain! Gee Wiz... Eww..Nevermind! At Least The Water Looked Pretty... Gah! More Headless Water Fountains! The Vise Cost 2 Tickets To Play... Pounding It On The Duck Turns Me On! Oooohhh....Little Duck Ride... But..It Had No Water...Observe The Bolt In the Bear's Head..WTF!?!? A Wishing Well! I Know YOU'RE Wishing You Were Mine! These Guys Were Everywhere! GAH! So I Pounded One! These EVIL Guards Were Defending The Garbage Cans! Ryan LOVES Mushrooms!

Im Currently Resizing MORE photos..so at least 60 more to come!

Wow..What A Day..I got Some FREAKIN Awesome Pictures! These Arent like my crappy Blackbeard's Post...these are WAY better. I dont have much to say as to how the day went..the picture captions pretty much tell all! So Enjoy! -Ryan "Dude!" King BTW..the Temperature today was 109..but I love TPR so much I went out in the heat! This Is For YOU Elissa! Love Ya! Bob! Quit Horsing Around! Get It..Horse...Oh Jeez... Carousel! Yay! It Was Pretty Sweet! The Dwarfs Were On Acid... They Even Had A Train..but It costs 2.00 Dollars To Ride... The Spinny Ride Thingy Was Running too! At Least The Ferris Wheel Was Running... Tea Cups Looked Like They Would Be Open Soon! At Least the Roller Coaster Wasn't the ONLY Thing Closed... Some Scary Clown Thing...He Had No Mouth... After Much Waiting And No Luck..I Decided to Have Some Fun! NOOOO! Its Closed! Open Soon...Well, We'll just Wait it Out... Sweet Track Pictures...Hey...This Almost Looks EXACTLY like the one At Blackbeards... Yay! Roller Coaster Time Baby! The Dragon Shot Fire out at The Riders! Uh Oh! Bob's Up For The Porta Crapper Ride! Mismatched Porta Crappers Are Sweet! And Hispanic Reality Was There! Apparently There Was Some Latino Band Thingy Today...It Was Crackin! They Just Got Done Painting..Looks Great! Nicely Themed Pine Needles! Lets Get Hit Some Rides & Get Some efresh ents! Yay! Rotary Playland! Time To Get A Drink...Woah..Wait..Wheres The Faucet Head!?!? Note The Fence..Then Bars..Then Fat Padlock...Wow... These Are the Bathrooms Where Kids are Constantly Molested... Roeding Park Entrance... We Passed By the Tinkler...Thats Where I Wanna Go When Im Dead! On Our Way to Roeding Park! Located DEEP in the Pits of Fresno! Time To Go Pick Up Bob! My House! This Is Where the Adventure Begins!

Or Barry in your case..a crap in your pants off

Dude Got OWN3D! Thats great..I have NOTHING to do with this thread so I aplogize..but just totally denied..thought Id say that much... -Ryan

Will it close at 12:00 midnight on sunday? I have 1 more entry to do..so i need some time to finish it up tomorrow! Thanks

Id Have to Say Also Brett Favre...Except its sad to see him slowly deteriorate over the past year or so!

Pound it Dawg!

Yup, Sounds like your Making a Trip to Anaheim for that one buddy..but it is REALLY Good..Disneyland Staff does a fantastic job making everything look good. Def worth making a trip out to Disneyland to see!

Only 17 film downloads..come on people..dont play me like this

Yay! Well next Friday I go to ride the other model..and of course with film..going with Bob Hoffman..it should be a blast!

The video doesnt really show the true points of crap...but if you look at the surroundings of the park...also..when i was out filming..my neighbor (Who was with me) Found a 12 INCH LONG KNIFE in the bushes! I couldnt get it with my camera..by the time i got back he disposed of it

No..Actually its From Pulp Fiction..Black Eyed Peas did a Remix...

BTW! More Pics to Come!

Ok..So Today I went to BLACKBEARD'S FAMILY FUN CENTER! Yay! So It wasn't a total drag...Got some Fantastic Footage...the Coaster shouldv'e been a Vekoma because it was THAT bad. The coaster HAD to seat two, due to the chance when going around a turn that you would impact into the side and fall out..believe it or not its happened. SO..I got to ride with a hot Senorita..so it turned out ok... So I'll let the photos and video speak for themselves. -Ryan Anybody Seen the Roller Coaster Anywhere...? The Rules..some of you may have wanted them..psh..I dunno Cap'n Kids Wild Ride! Not to Be confused with Mr. Toad... Ultra Cool Loading Station! All the ride needed was a Vekoma Sticker and Body Bags... It Was On a Trailer! Just Like what 90% of the Population of Fresno Lives In! Total Curves and Hills..Yeah....It Hurt! blackbeard_s_family_fun_center_157.zip Made In Windows Media Player..Yeah..Its Crap..Just like Fresno

Ok..So i talked to the Manager At Blackbeard's Family Fun Center! Yay! He said he has to talk to the owners of the ride to give me permission to film..and sign a release form..guess im dyin on the Fresno coaster...haha