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Thanks Mr. Moose! That was very nice of you to say! I like you Mr. Moose, your ok in my book. Remember my gold GAP shirt too? lol Peace, Big Mike

Geeeez Moose You are all over me in this thread. lol Beeja like coasters, Calvin and Hobbes, Bruce Springsteen from MY home state, and even referenced my all time #1 song in the world (acdc). Plus she is cute and my Official riding partner and interpretor! Peace, Big Mike

I liked this trip report so much, I read it again! Peace, Big Mike

Bob, I flipped and flopped on #1 and #2. I like #2 too! Steve, I am sorry I ranked your girl so low I like how we are getting a lot of female opinions too! Peace, Big Mike

Hey Friends!!! The long anticipated wait is now over!!!!!!! Big Mike Productions is proud to present to you..... The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25!!!! I know it has been a long time in coming, but I am happy to say that The Big Man has come through for YOU with flying colors Before we go any further, I would like to apologize to Theme Park Review for taking up valuable roller coaster space with hot babe bikini pictures. The Big Mike Road Show 2008 has been traveling non stop since mid March, coming through week after week with theme park and roller coaster updates! Hopefully you have not missed any of the top notch entertainment so far, but if you have, here is a recap to make it easier for you to find your favorite park: March 15th - Storybook Land in New Jersey on page 5. March 15th - Steel Pier in New Jersey on page 6. March 22nd - Adventurers in New York on page 7. March 22nd - Astroland in New York on page 7. March 22nd - Denos Wonder Wheel in New York on page 7. March 28th - Nascar Speed Park in Tennessee on page 8. March 28th - Zuma Fun Center in Tennessee on page 8. March 28th - Sir Gooneys in Tennessee on page 8. March 28th - Dollywood in Tennessee on page 10. March 29th - Six Flags over Georgia in Georgia on page 13. April 5th - Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey on page 15. April 12th - Boomers in New York on page 18. April 12th - Adventureland in New York on page 18. April 18th - Planet Fun in Maryland on page 21 April 19th - Kings Dominion in Virginia on page 23. April 19th - Adventure Park USA in Maryland on page 25. April 27th - Rehilete in Guadalajara Mexico on page 29. April 27th - Selva Magica in Guadalajara Mexico on page 29. May 4th - The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25 right now! Just in case you are counting, this means The Big Mike Road Show has visited 18 parks so far and traveled 8,536 miles in 2008! So before we get to the hot babe bikini pictures, I will warm you up with some Big Mike vacation pictures!!!!! Please enjoy those and then sit back, relax, and thoroughly enjoy and appreciate The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25! Peace, Big Mike PS - It took me hours to sort through all the bikini pictures and eliminate all but 25 of them, and then hours to rank them 1-25. Please feel free to express your #1 choice, and even better, feel free to express your thanks to the Mighty Big Man! #1 Hope you enjoyed!!! Peace, Big Mike #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25 You get the picture by now!! lol OK, it is now time for the countdown!! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 proudly presents the Bikini Bonanza Top 25: Example #4 mmmmm Example #3 Example #2 Example #1 As I float around the lazy river, I am astonished and amazed at how "The Big Mike Road Show 2008" is so popular with the hot babes! One last bit of fun before the mission. Now it is time to go to work!!! I had to practice in my plunge pool at my room to get used to water angles and being discreet in picture taking. Before I went back to the resort, I took the "Suicide Bombing Boat" class. Just in case word got out that Big Mike was in town, I brought a spare wrestling mask for undercover work. It felt much better in Mexico, as The Big Mike Road Show could walk down the street and not be noticed there like in the USA. I stopped to eat and had the band play "little yellow polka dot bikini" for me to get me physched up. I knew once I got started, it would be a never ending job. So I hit the town first. I knew photographing the hot babes in bikinis was going to be grueling, so I rested up on the beach beforehand. The trip starts with The Big Mike Road Show 2008 sitting in First Class!

The concierge at the hotel sent me on the scenic route on the way there, through the mountains, the town of tequila, and by a volcano. That took about 7 hours!!! The way home on the new highway they built is a straight 4 1/2 hours. I would never do the scenic route again if I was going back to get the remaining coasters. Peace, Big Mike PS - Thanks Bob!

^ Thanks! Hopefully whenever someone hears the name Big Mike, the first thought that pops in thier head is that he goes out of his way for Theme Park Review and his readers to bring them as much info and laughs as possible. Thats my goal. ^^Scott, every once in a while Big Mike Productions puts an influx of funds into The Big Mike Road Show 2008 and we can afford better transportation! I agree, I wish you guys had come, it was very nice. ^^^ hehe. I like making people laugh, so I am doing well I guess. Thanks for the compliment. ^^^^ Hi Chrissie! I have not said that in a few months! Darn Road Trip is taking up a lot of my time. Nice to hear from you again as always! Always makes me smile when I write Hi Chrissie in a thread after you post something and ignore the rest of the thread lol ^^^^^ Brian, I don't have ANY credits in Oregon yet! But I also have no plans to visit there this year either Soon Hopefully. Didn't have plans to visit parks in Mexico either though! The I'm Single sign can't be rented out until Big Mike finds somebody lol. Don't want to use up all it's energy until Big Mike is taken care of! ^^^^^^ I always said I could eat mexican food everyday of the week, until I went to Mexico lol. I sure was craving some Italian and American food. It's almost time for Moreys and Clementon!! I must admit that even though I try to put the best trip reports out there for everyone, I lack in responding to everyone when they write back comments! That is my weak point and I will work on it better! Thanks for all the compliments! Now it is back to work on trying to figure out the exact order of The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Top 25 Bikini Bonanza!! I have wayyyyyyyy too many hot bikini pictures to sort through Peace, Big Mike

Hey Friends!!!! Big Mike coming at ya live from Mexico! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 decided to leave the states and travel to an area of the world that most people have not been to ride coasters. I think it is important that I can bring this to you in my attempt to be your solid source of valuable information Plus, this was a great way to include some hot bikini pictures that everyone has been demanding. Warning - There will be no hot bikini pictures in this report. Stay tuned though as Big Mike proudly presents to you: THE BIG MIKE ROADSHOW BIKINI EXTRAVAGANZA TOP 25!!! A delightful and tastefully done display of bikini bonanzas. Coming Next! Well on to this weeks edition of the Big Mike Road Show 2008, now on it's 7th straight week of bringing you awesome updates! Please Enjoy! Peace, Big Mike This was a no brainer to have a hot bikini babe check off Mexico! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25 tomorrow!!! Hope you enjoyed. Peace, Big Mike There had to be an official update to The Big Mike Road Show 2008 T-Shirt. You have been "Big Miked" They had no live mascots, so this will have to do. Here is what we thought about the Mexican 50% rule of roller coasters. The train lying empty. A pretty long and winding track. Catarina! Did I tell you the Mexican 50% rule sucks? Oh well This coaster looked like it would have been a whole lot of fun! Tornado! Ugh, closed. Well I can still hit 75%! Yes sirreee! Credit #579. Alright. The Mexican 50% rule must not apply to this park!! I am doing well. Here is the car and the over the shoulder restraints. Here is the track in the background. Jubilee is next for the Big Man. Woo hoo! Credit #578! Lots of hills on this coaster. Ready to go down the first drop. I love how they let cameras on the ride Big Mike just went through the cave. A cave right before the lift starts. The lift. The train. I head straight to the coasters! Titan is up first. Lots to do here. The prices. An all day ride pass is $8. $10 if you want to add the go-carts and sky flyer. The next stop on the tour is Selva Magica, a much bigger park. I did not know R2D2 was into coasters too! He said he loves to follow The Big Mike Road Show 2008 on TPR! A few other attractions. The lift. The cars too. Here is the track anyway. Ontana Rusa or Rihalete was closed. There must be a Mexican law saying they can only run 50% of the coasters in one day. Yes! Credit #577 for Big Mike. An awesome fly by through the station! The lift hill shot. Big Mike is ready to roll. Here is a picture of the whole ride. New for 2008, it's Nessi. There is a big lake at the starting point and rides on the other side. I got an all day wristband for 14.90 pesos, which comes out to $1.49 in dollars!! Mexico enterances are a little different than in the USA. Our first stop is Rehilete! The Big Mike Road Show arrives in Guadalajara Mexico! Too much tequila Big Mike! Tequila anyone?? Big Mike: OK The Big Mike Road Show had to stop in the town of Tequila and reenergize. The single sign worked as I found a hot babe to drive and let me take pictures! Much better than riding on these stones. Well off I went to ride coasters but I felt kind of naked without my machine gun by my side. Quick wizz before the long trip too. Hmmm, hope my cook washed his hands! The place was fun and empty, thanks to this Canadian rule. Sorry Paul. I tipped them some Pesos and they gave me a tip. Watch out for the iguanas!! I decided to get a bite to eat before the long trip. The band was honored to play for The Big Mike Road Show they said! Not that either. I just gave in and did what Big Mike does best, a little self promoting of himself! Wrong again! No luck so far. I figured I would display my tongue, that almost always works on Hot Babes! The hat didn't work, but I was told Hot Babes LOVE wrestlers in Mexico! I decided that must be the way to go! I did not want to look like a tourist so I wore this hat around. Hot babes dig the hat. This stork came up out of the water asking for an autograph. Before I head to Guadalajara for the parks, I check out downtown Puerto Vallarta! Hola!!!! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 travels to Mexico on this stop.

Quick update STILL from Mexico. Hi folks! I have been very busy wondering around the resort here gathering up as many hot bikini pictures as I can find! I also have visited 2 parks here in Mexico and added 3 new credits. The Mexico logic seems to be run 50% of the coasters lol. Park 1- 1 of 2 coasters open. Park 2 - 2 of 4 coasters open. The internet cafe here closes in 8 minutes, so here will be the upcoming Big Mike Road Show 2008 update information: Since it is a roller coaster thread and I don't want to be deleted for posting too many bikini pictures, I will post my two park report tomorrow!! Following that on Saturday, stay tuned for a special presentation: Big Mike's Top 25 Hot Bikini Pictures!!!!!! Hope all is well with everyone. Your Friend, Big Mike PS - I got a special request private message from an anonymous Big Mike reader requesting the following pictures! Big Mike always delivers! Hope you enjoy. I hope you enjoy this (you know who you are), this one was hard to get! A double with two different colors! I guess some readers like painted toes over bikinis.

I would also agree with a personal photo so I knew who everyone was. From there, I would like to see a friends section kind of like myspace that you can add your friends to or people you have met from the TPR community. I know there is a link to add a friend on here, but after that, I don't know what happens. Peace, Big Mike

^^ You are my official riding partner when we meet up! Peace, Big Mike

Hey Friends!! The internet here has been spotty and I will update you on the last 2 days when I get home from The Canopy Tour in a half an hour which includes, a speed boat ride, 4X4 ride in the jungle, a mule ride, rapelling down waterfalls, crossing swinging bridges over chasms, and 15 zip lines!! Hope I survive to post more bikini pictures. I also must admit to everyone that I have an illness, a disease, and it is called being a coaster whore. I will include a hint on a picture below and add one bikini picture to tide you over. Peace, Big Mike Peace, Big Mike I gave in.

Hey Friends!!! I just want to assure everybody that Big Mike is a very sneaky photographer, does not hide in bushes though, but still comes out with the great shots! Hopefully I will make it through the trip without getting beat up by some hot babes boyfriend Today I ventured off the resort to a little town called Sayulita, north of Puerto Vallarta. I had heard that there was a good chance to find more hot babes here, so off I went to satisfy the Big Mike readers. Hope you enjoy! Peace, Big Mike Big Mike came, he conquered, and Sayulita will never be the same! Hope you enjoyed! Peace, Big Mike Big Mike's pick up the hot babes at the beach trick number 1, find a cute puppy and the babes come running! For the animal lovers, I had to get a picture of Surfer Dog. Todays Hot Guy Picture of the Day! Same girl, but needed to get a side boob picture for a request from one of the Big Mike Readers! Your welcome! Todays Picture of the Day is a two parter! I figured you would want to see both sides of this girl, front and back! Big Mike really takes care of his readers!! For people that like girls a little heavier. Also someone said they wanted to see Big Mike in the pics too so he knows I am not stealing them off the internet! Bonus picture taken on the way to breakfast this morning. The Big Man hits the beach and it is time to go candid camera on the hot babes! Don't you run away with my camera little Mexican boy!! Big Mike arrives in Sayulita! Even in Mexico, word got out that Big Mike was in town. I ditched the Hot Rod for this undercover transportation. No one would think a VIP was on here!

Hey Friends!! Another sunny day and a lot more bikini's arrived yesterday! I will give you a quick update, hope you like it. I know everyone likes the bikini pictures and wants me to stay out poolside ALL DAY LONG to get more shots, but the coaster whore in me is already checking arrangements to find some coasters here in Mexico!! Stay tuned Peace, Big Mike Only a couple more days!!! I have been passing these out all day, hope to get a big response to the Big Mike sponsered event! More proof Just in case anyone wanted to know how Big Mike was doing with the hot babes. Sorry, he was hot but my timing is off when they are not hot babes A couple added pics by request! and the 2nd one! Today we have a tie for picture of the day, here is the 1st one! On to the pictures for today! Better yet, I had to WATCH out, I was in Big Boobs territory!!!! I had to watch out, I was in Croc territory!!! The dealer idsplays my winning hand. Then entering the Blackjack Tourney. The day started off with Big Mike shooting some hoops!

That was a good day indeed then! Peace, Big Mike

Hola from Mexico! This is just like the Spain trip last year. I had to break out my 3 words I know. Hola, Gracias, and Si. So far so good! I am sorry that I just logged on and did not see the requests until now, so I will work on those tomorrow! I do have a few on a short day today, then I put the camera away and went swimming. Great news though...................... This is a BIKINI BONANZA down here!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy! Peace, Big Mike Big Mike organized a hot bikini contest as soon as he got here. I don't mess around!!! Till Tomorrow - keep those requests coming! Peace, Big Mike Todays money shot. Bikini volleyball. Cleverly staked out on top of a bridge. Straight to the bikinis! This place is very awesome. I wont waste your time with pictures though. I made it! Hey Jaime! Off to Puerto Vallarta!

HOT BIKINI BABES UPDATE! My Dear Friends, The Big Mike Road Show 2008 has been in full swing for the past SIX weeks, bringing you trip reports from all over the country. We have been to New Jersey, New York, Maryland, Virginia, Tennessee, and Georgia!! We have visited 16 parks, wore many stupid hats, posed with quite a few charactors, met the Naked Cowboy, had a lot of friends check off The Official Big Mike Road Show T-shirt, and caused a handful of car accidents as The Big Mike Road Show drove down the highway. This, plus lots of coaster pictures, buffet reviews, ticket prices, other attractions, and so on and so forth, ect ect. But after all this hard work and dedication, do you know what Big Mike hears over and over and over again??? Where are the hot babes in bikinis pictures????????????????????? Sure Big Mike is known for great coaster shots and awesome reviews, but he is also known for delivering the goods that everyone wants to see, hot babes in bikinis! I have even been reading other threads here at TPR where people show ONE hot babe and then comment that this is more than Big Mike has shown us! No one seems to understand that New Jersey in Mid March is not a prime time for bikinis, they just want Big Mike to deliver no matter what the circumstances. So, after 6 full weeks of The Big Mike Road Show 2008 and no hot bikini pictures to be found so far, IT IS TIME TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!!!! The Big Mike Road Show is cancelling the previous scheduled park visit this week and calling an EMERGENCY RE-DIRECTION. Pack your bags crew members and roadies, we are going to PUERTO VALLARTA MEXICO!!!!!! Our sole mission this week is to bring the promised goods to all my fellow readers. You have supported The Big Mike Road Show very well so far this year, so now it is time to give back! HOT BIKINI BABES COMING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will take my computer with me and try to find some internet and post as much as I can. This should make up for the past weeks and we will resume The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Coaster Edition the following week. So this is YOUR week courtesy of The Mighty Big Man! Send in your requests on what colors you would like to see! Send in your requests on what types of hot babes you would like to see! Send in your requests if you want to see Big Mike pose with the hot babes or stay out of the picture! Thats all my friends!! Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it. TPR's best trip reports with the exclusive hot babe bikini pictures only means one person....... BIG MIKE! Love ya folks from everyone here on The Big Mike Road Show 2008!!!

Darn, I thought it was The Big Mike Road Show 2008 and 68 Big Mike groupies??? I look forward to meeting you and now I will go find all my Calvin and Hobbes books to see which ones i have! Peace, Big Mike

Hi again my friends! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 made it's final stop of the weekend at a park called Adventure Park USA! This park is off all by itself so I think it is safe to say that most of you probably have not seen it's coaster. The Park itself is kind of cool and if I had more time to visit, I would have hit the paintball field, looked so cool. Hope you enjoy everybody! Peace, Big Mike The Big Mike Road Show 2008 departs, but not after taking a picture by the 3rd Adventure Park USA sign. Bumper Boats, Mini Golf, and Paintball lined up in a row. A nice indoor rope course too. Some other rides at the park. This was a fun coaster. Notice the dip right after the lift and how about that bunny hop! Maybe the coolest cars I have ever ridden, even cooler than the Backlot cars a few hours earlier. Another angle and a different Adventure Park USA sign. Here is a full view of the coaster and the go cart track. The Wildcat! This is Big Mike's 576th coaster credit! I bought my card. The coaster was $3 and to activate the card was $1. Here is the price list. Each credit is ten cents. Notice that they don't have the coaster price up there. The Big Mike Road Show 2008 arrives at Adventure Park USA in Maryland.

Oh yeah, BONUS POINTS for anyone who has Calvin as thier avatar! I have 6 Calvin and Hobbes collection books. Peace, Big Mike

Very nice trip report! Glad you had a fun time. Hopefully you have some free time when The Big Mike Road Show 2008 visits Phantasialand or a Belgium Park in June and July. Peace, Big Mike

WOW!!!!! That was very nice of you to say. I suddenly feel very overwhelmed Thanks! Big Mike

You should have taken a picture when I laid Grizzly flat out on his ass for trying to disrupt The Big Mike Road Show 2008 picture taking Good shots Chuck! Peace, Big Mike

I have to admit the security detail did thier job well and we were able to finish off the park! Peace, Big Mike Even though I was offered the Mystery Machine, I stuck with the Hot Rod and was off to the next stop on The Big Mike Road Show 2008, Adventure Park USA in Maryland!!! Goodbye Friends! The BEST tradition of all, having a friend check off another stop on The Big Mike Road Show 2008! Thanks Chuck, your GREAT! Final Big Mike calculations. 2 chili/cheese dogs, 1 cheeseburger, 2 potato salads, 6 fruit punches, and 1 push-up! Paid $14.75, ate $30.00, SUCCESS!!!! Chuck and Big Mike enjoying the buffet picnic! First serving for Big Mike. Unlimited desserts! Unlimited fixings, including cheese and chili! Unlimited hamburgers, hot dogs, and chicken! Unlimited beans and potato salad! Unlimited drinks! We close the report with the buffet review. $14.95 all you can eat picnic! New idea for 2008. The trains are ready to go. Part of the track is orange, and part is yellow still. Still some more work to be done! Dominator - opening soon! Chuck was feeling a little disoriented after all these coasters. Now THAT is a drop tower! The tower is a 1/3 of the height of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, which I will be on in 2 months when The Big Mike Road Show goes to Mainland Europe! We went up in the tower! Grizzly! (No sign) Avalanche! Taxi Jam! The staff was soooo impressed by my score, they awarded me the actual Mystery Machine! Since there is no level for Big Mike's score of 2460, I officially have created my very own catagory, A TRIPLE WOW!!!!!! Chuck reached the top level, a "wow" with his 800 and something points. This was Big Mike's first match of 2008 in defending his Championship! Could he be dethroned?? Just for everyones information, Big Mike was the dark ride shooting Champion on the 2006 UK trip and 2007 Spain Trip! Chuck said that HE was Scooby Doo and I was only Scrappy Doo in this game. Even the Scooby Doo Dark ride shooting game!! The Scooby coaster got Big Mike in the mood for more Scooby action! Scooby Doo's Ghoster Coaster!

Hi again Friends!! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 traveled to Kings Dominion this past Saturday and met up with fellow TPR member CFC (Chuck). I already knew Chuck from the UK trip and knew he was one Cool F-in Cat. CFC, get it? I had 2 new credits to gain here at King's Dominion, had a chance to check out the progress on Dominator, and be the first person to review the new Picnic in the Park buffet now being offered at the picnic grove for $14.95, which you have to book ahead of time BEFORE you get to the park. Big Mike and buffets are a natural combination, who better to check it out? Per Big Mike style, I will try to show you every coaster in the park in case some of you have never visited here before and were wondering what they looked like! Whenever I have never been to a park before and am interested in what kind of coasters the park has to offer, I went to rcdb.com and had to click each coaster and then click next to see each picture, but here, I show them all and pictures one right after the other. I think it is easier Once again, my goal is to add something important to my buddies Robb and Elissa's website. Do my part in making it a success. I hope I am succeeding and I hope you enjoythis stop on The Big Mike Road Show 2008! Peace, Big Mike By now, word had spread through the park that Big Mike was in attendance. We needed some security to guide and protect us. PART 2 NEXT! More flames. The flames worked, the helicopter shot but did not fly. No water effects. The Backlot Stunt Coaster! Big Mike's 575th different roller coaster ridden!! Chuck said Big Mike is our hero for dedicating his time at the parks to bringing everyone nice pictures and info! Shockwave! I heard of head choppers before, but this takes it to the extreme! Ricochet! Luckily, Chuck decided not to turn me in and continue our day of fun and excitement! Hurler! Chuck gets some crazy idea to report a suspicious person wearing stupid hats and posing with Dora the Explorer. Rebel Yell! Coaster #574 for Big Mike!!! Big Mike observation - The guy in the middle tube looks like he is playing pocket pool watching the girl play with herself. An indoor coaster, so not many pictures. Here is the spaceship inside. Flight of Fear! It also has become tradition that Big Mike wears a stupid or ugly hat! Anaconda! It seems to have become a tradition that Big Mike gets a picture with a costumed character. Big Mike's favorite coaster of the park. Volcano, Blast Coaster!! Here are your 2008 prices. There is my good buddy Chuck, always a fun person to hang out with and full of interesting tidbits about the park. King's Dominion in Doswell Virginia!