Guy T. Koepp

Why yes! Haven't you learned how to prepare for some rides yet? When you ride a Vekoma you bring your neck brace & Vicodin. When you ride a Togo, Novocaine or Morphine. C'mon! this is coaster riding 101! Guy "You call yourself an enthusiast?! Ha!" Koepp

^Oh noes! Don't you worry Desmond. That's how they ship coasters. In one box. One very large box. My friends at B & M say that sometimes on a huge hyper, it might come in two boxes. But this coaster should only take up one. If you can, please take a picture of it when it arrives. If you pour your concrete Thursday, you should easily have it up and running by the 1st. Guy "I'm so excited for you." Koepp

^IMHO. Of all the Togos I've ridden. I find it the most memorable.

^Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. And please be sure to take care of your servers & bartender, cause they've been taking care of you all night.

I'm up for a good boring story. Please... ...bore me.

^Personally, I don't think anything is funny till someone curls up into the fetal position crying. That my friend, is the point where comedy ensues. So please continue. Cause it ain't funny quite yet. Guy "My 8 year old screamed at me the other day, "Daddy! Your ruining my life!" I laughed at her." Koepp

^Only if the law forces me too.

Wow! This little thing looks insane!

The sex party, balls to the face, and zombies! This trip is getting off to an amazing start!

I ain't old, I'm aging in reverse. Like Jonathan Winters from Mork & Mindy. Guy "Yeah, you'll probably have to google those references as well." Koepp

Assless chaps. Like David Lee Roth used to wear. Guy "Count me in!" Koepp

^ I would beg to differ. I think the last two "owners" knew exactly what they were doing. But, it wasn't trying to run an amusement park.

OMG! Those wheels! Especially the upstops! Chubworthy!

Will this be good with any 6F pass? Cause if'n so. It looks like I can do this.

I SIT IN FRNT OF MY COMPUTER WITH BATED BREATH FRMLY GRASPING MY BREASTS! RUBB ALBEY IS NY HERO! Guy "Command us Prince Desmond! Command us!" Koepp

^Sure! You can reserve the crawlspace under the house. It stays plenty cool down there during the Dirty South days of Summer. She can get all Sweetcocker all over your, uh... ...I'm gonna just shut up now. Guy "If'n I don't see it, it doesn't exist." Koepp

Were you allowed to be in there during a launch? I'm told it's cool to watch all the hydraulic hoses seize up when the oil is pressurized through them. Why that statement turns me on I don't know.

If you all need a place to crash to and from, you are more than welcome to stay here. This includes James, his wife, Cameron, Ahhh, whoever! We'll make a weekend party out of it!

Looks like you all are having an awesome time. Me on the other hand... ...

^ I love Dirty South Bash! We should make T-Shirts.

^What if it"s even less re-ridable with them?

Does a bear wear a funny hat? Does the Pope Sh!t in the woods? Did I recently take Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior? Guy "I think we all know the answers to these questions." Koepp

^Awesome! Is the wee man Zach going to be able to attend? Perhaps we should ask him? Zach? Oh Zach? Are you gonna make it to DSB?

Can't say I didn't kinda see this coming.