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Posts posted by AllisonY2K
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Sorry Dennis and Elissa, but it looks like the most members want to see some nice chicks in the hot tub.
where was my vote? add 1/2 vote for men, 1/2 vote for women.
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^^^ I guess we should be careful about what we wish for.
thanks, I'm scarred for life now.
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Super Dodge Ball!
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California Games!
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^ haha, at least I didn't mistakinly say something like, "I'm Sorry, but Donkey denied you for check privilages" while I'm at work.
LOL! We've tried a few times now to get you to accidentally do this.
You know you've been on Themeparkreview.com too long when you cry when the website crashes.that only happened once!
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Cute pics! great TR.
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Don't worry when the first hurricane comes,
Unlike everyone else who will be running around crazily.
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Sharktums: I for one am waiting for your first hot tub party filled with guys in speedos! So what if I don't have a chance with them!
LOL! and that's why gay men are so much fun to hang out and party with.
Spike: I'll bring my speedo when I come down.Hey! You said you were coming down to FL to visit me!
I see how it is....
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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender goes "why the long face?"
A nun, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at the group and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
How do you top a car? 'tep on the brake, 'tupid.
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3 couples were out at a nice restaurant enjoying a fine meal. All 3 couples were sitting at their own tables. The man at the 3rd table looks over to the couple at the first table when he saw the husband lean over to this wife and say "Pass me the honey, honey." to which the wife politely passed the honey over to him. "Wow," said the husband at the 3rd table. "that's really neat! I'll have to try it!" He looks over at the 2nd table and observes the husband lean in to his wife and politely say "pass me the sugar, sugar." The husband at the 3rd table, again, is amazed! "that's really cool! I have to find something to try this out with." Frantically he looks around the table to find something to ask his wife to pass to him so he can try this out. Finally he spots an item to ask for. His eyes turn up to his wife, he begins to smile and politely says to his wife,
"Pass me the pork, pig."
(again, no refunds for the 2 minutes you won't get back)
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Two friends were arguing over the pronounciation of the city in which they were vacationing in.
"It's pronounced 'New ORE-lens'" said the one man.
"No, it's pronounced 'New Ore-leens'" said his friend.
"I tell you what," said the first man, "why don't we find a local resident and ask them how they pronounce the city."
"Fine." said his friend.
So they go into a restaurant and go up to the person behind the counter and politely ask:
"Ma'am, could you pronounce where we are, and please say it slowly? My friend and I are having a disagreement as to how you pronounce it."
The lady behind the counter looked at them both quizzicly and said,
"BUR-GER KING"
(no you cannot have those 2 minutes of your life back)
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Robb Alvey models the latest and greatest in themepark poncho fashion. The item is made of a low-to-medium quality plastic and one size fits most. As you can see, it's very comfortable to wear, doesn't hamper your park or ride enjoyment, is rodent-friendly and is escalator safe.
Thank you, Robb!
*crowd applaudes, cameras snap pictures*
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She told me that if she couldn't carry it, she couldn't bring it.
That reminds of me when I used to go backpacking. 10 days on the trail, carrying almost everything you'll need with you (we did have 1 food pickup halfway, otherwise we carried that too). Fun times and fond memories.
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Awesome TR and photos! it's teh lick.
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You know you've spent too much time on Theme Park Review...
when verifying customer information over the phone (at work) you ask if 'Rob' is spelled with 1 'b' or 2 'b's.
I just did this a few seconds ago.
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^^^ ditto! great pictures and TR! I miss camping.
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6'5"! I'm the tallest girl I know.
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when I went to SFGAm during Halloween, they were roaming around and I wish there was a badge or something you could get so they wouldn't scare you. I hated it. but, the blood red reflecting pool with floating caskets and bodyparts was kinda cool. and the red water in the rapids ride.
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ahhhhhhh. I see.
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we only get the crappy frozen ones you buy at Publix down here but they still taste really awsome...
mmmm..crappy awesomeness.
Krystal is a tolerable substitute down here.
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005.
..and we're just finding out about this now? nearly 4 months later?
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Haunted Mansion.
they don't nickname it "Makeout Mansion" for nothing!
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I -love- Ed Debevic's!!
great TR and photois! sorry about the late start hassle tho.
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Happy Birthday CoastinKatie!
may you be blessed with much alcohol....and stuff.
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^^^ who cares as long as there's a hot tub cam!
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You know you're a Six Flags park when....you...have...6 Flags..flying..outside..your..park..entrance.
yeah so that was lame, but obvious.
Tell Me A Joke!
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ROFL!