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Maybe you blacked out and didn't remember it. Yeah, Montu in the back row is insane. I'd love to know how many g's it pulls going into that batwing. Good lord I love that thing. I remember all of my rides in the back seat and they weren't that intense. Back row on kumba is very intense but back row on Montu isn't very intense.

^I didn't find any seat in the back row that intense. The front row is a different story though.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the intergalactic ecstasy.

^ And science hates you.

Oh lord Faith in humanity=0

My brother said that SFOT closed permanently.

I saw an alien yesterday. It said Ayy Lmao. Ayy Lmao.

Does anyone know how long the wait for NTAG, Titan, and B:TR usually are on weekends?

If he doesn't come, then I'll continue his legacy. #SW8WillNeverOpen

Both are intense, Intamin airtime machines, but which is more intense?

Both are intense inverting coasters that were created during the golden age of B&M, but which is more intense?

How can you be tomorrow, and who is yesterday?

Here's a more sexual joke: A Asian a African American and a Jewish person walk into a wall with a picture of a naked woman. The Asian breaks his nose The African American breaks the wall The Jewish person makes the wall ashy.

"Danger Zone"- Kenny Loggins

This might be my favorite GIF.

I accidentally knocked down a pencil sharpener in history class. FML

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, ash can't screw in light bulbs. I'm going to hell.

What if I told you that there's an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1?

This is only a test run, and it looks so fast. I wonder how fast it will be when the wheels have broken in.

Freeze, tossers, get down on the ground.

There aren't. I saw something white so I assumed they were water dummies.

Yes.

GCI have built 22 different roller coasters. How many of them have ejector airtime? Zero. I think that answers your question! I experienced ejector airtime on White Lightning.

Aah, you were at my side, all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight...

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