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Hopefully it doesnt rain when I go there in 3 days

It looks like Top Thrill Dragster shut down from weather or something, people are walking out of the queue line

It's so fun just watching the rides go on the live webcam. I'll be there in 3 days

I am a Monday

Cedar Point in 4 days

An amusement park with every ride designed by people with no education in physics What's worse than the only form of transportation being a TOGO with a speed half the speed of the average Japanese lift hill?

Waiting 2 1/2 hours for a ride, getting on, but having the ride shut down right as you reach the top of the hill, and slowly going back down to the station What's worse than waking up to find out amusement parks have become obsolete?

Intense rides never existing What's worse than the stereotypical GP taking over Theme Park Review?

A backwards Chinese Knock-Off of a TOGO-style Vekoma Whats worse than riding Knoebels adding OSTR's to Phoenix?

I might go to Dorney Park tomorrow. I was going to go last week, but it was cancelled because it was supposed to rain. The next day, I found out TPR was at Dorney Park the day I was going to

Being pooped on while riding TTD What's worse than planning to go to Dorney Park, then having it cancelled because of a chance of rain, then later finding out TPR was there that day? (True story)

A swarm of DarienLakers taking over games What's worse than half of Top Thrill Dragster derailing at the top?

Cedar Point's peninsula sinking What's worse than Milennium Force spontaneously combusting?

Recently I've been into vinyl records

It's not that weird if I save a picture of a female... Is it?

Im going on an amusement park tour in August 3 amusement parks in 6 days; Cedar Point, Kennywood, and Hershey Park

Dollywood becoming a ranch What's worse than Intamin never existing?

9/10 So much stuff going on

I got the 5-7 split in bowling today

One of those roller coasters running into a wall What's worse than having every song you like being replaced with Justin Bieber's cover of it

If fear was a choice I would have rode the Looping Star when I could have in 2010 5/10

(To the chorus of Wanted Dead or Alive) I'm a car thief In Bon Jovi's bus I drive They found me Oh crap I died