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So you'll love Laff Trakk

Closing for the 2017 season is the best they can do without blowing through their $20 budget.

It is? Are we basing this off one teaser? If it's one thing enthusiasts do other than smelling and complaining, it's making assumptions

...Lakemont was successful?

If the tilt sections aren't interlocking they aren't good enough for me

I'd say first place is Tennessee Tornado, followed closely by Grist Mill.

I didn't get to ride the smallest tower, but it appears to be an average Double Shot. Compared to Power Tower at Cedar Point, the other two are quite intense.

Please tell me they kept the singing cows, at least. They've... changed... Are they singing steaks now? They might as well be.

Please tell me they kept the singing cows, at least. They've... changed...

It's not too late to change our minds.

The difference between riding in a non-wheel seat and a wheel seat is like running over somebody and being the one who was ran over.

Move Leap The Dips to Knoebels, maybe find a home for Skyliner, then turn it into something better like an open field. While we're at it move the Altoona Curve to Knoebels too.

There's a talking chocolate bar. What more is there to say.

All this testing is just increasing the entropy of the universe and bringing it closer to it's inevitable end.

Height of 307 feet v.s. KD launched flying coaster We've come a long way

I don't care if it duels or not, I just need to know where the interlocking step-up underflips will be. In all seriousness how does a single area of track running adjacent to another track confirm dueling

I was at the park about a week ago and the longest wait was about 15 minutes. With that being said, Laff Trakk's line was a few decent-sized families short of pouring out the entrance.

I'll be at Cedar Point in just over a month. For some reason I keep forgetting how heaven-like Cedar Point is until I see another amazing picture if it.

Going to Knoebels is the best way to visit Dorney Park.

The sweatshirts outnumbered visitors 2:0

This credit conversation enlightened me to update my count. Previously, I was at 160. However, I changed it to 161, as I tripped both up and down the stairs.