"I think you're all [bEEP] in the head. We're ten hours from the [bEEP] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [bEEP] fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [bEEP]holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [bEEP]!"
~Clark W Griswold