Mr Sock

Mountain Dew - Costs me over £20 to import 24 cans but worth every penny...

Works fine for me, and nicely speeded up too...

According to some of the chaps on the behind the scenes tour comp Thorpe ran, "Dylan" will make sense when the name's officially revealed.

Don't think this has been posted... Thorpe have released the next trailer for Dylan, called "Discovery"... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOLSdKDJ2c (Sorry, embedding tags seem to be playing up)

^ I dunno, I'd have thought a higher pitched male voice would have been slightly sharper than the one in the case study. I thought the icon would have been an older male originally, but the voice sounds female. It might make her actions more shocking as we always expect horrific violence from guys, just like some might have found the Storyteller more original 'cause she was an old grandma, Not something you'd expect (even if she wasn't the most active icon) Just a thought...

Female I think, the narrator in the first set of case notes has a female voice...

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge, only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait. The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"? To which I replied. "I'm late for work" To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what" "A rectum stretcher" "and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet" Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: £105, Court Costs: £45, Look on copper's face: Priceless....

I've had my phone for nearly 3 years now - Nokia N80 First phone to have wi-fi you know...

Erm, Hi I'm Tom, 17, From England blah, blah, blah... Been a lurker for too many years, thought I might as well join. I'm a quiet person, so don't expect much in the way of posting. Oh, and I'd like to go on the UK trip next year, but I doubt I could afford it, so hey. Still love the site...