Bolliger&Mabillard Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Link Judge dismisses animal cruelty charges against police officer Robert Melia for sex with cowsBY Neil Nagraj DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Friday, September 25th 2009, 8:24 AM Perhaps the Garden State should switch its nickname to the Barnyard State. A New Jersey judge has dismissed animal cruelty charges against a cop accused of committing a sex act with cows, saying a grand jury had no way of knowing whether the animals were "tormented." Moorestown police officer Robert Melia, who is currently suspended, allegedly stuck his penis in the mouths of five calves in Southampton in 2006. Since New Jersey currently has no law explicitly banning such an act, prosecutors in Burlington county brought animal cruelty charges against Melia, the Philadelphia Daily News reports. "If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk,'" Judge James J. Morley reportedly said. Judge Morely said ultimately, it was highly questionable that Melia's acts, though "disgusting," constituted animal cruelty. "I'm not saying it's OK," the Philadelphia Daily News quotes Judge Morely as saying. "This is a legal question for me. It's not a questions of morals. It's not a question of hygiene. It's not a question of how people should conduct themselves." The dismissal reportedly irked the prosecution. "I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man's penis in the mouth of a calf is torment," a Burlington County assistant prosecutor, Kevin Morgan, said. "It's a crime against nature." The prosecution also claims a video in which a calf allegedly head-butts Malia was never seen by the grand jury, the Philadelphia Daily News reports. But this is not the end to Melia's legal woes. He, along with girlfriend Heather Lewis, were arrested in April 2008 for sexually assaulting three girls over a five-year-period. Authorities investigating those charges uncovered videos on his computer of a girl being "subjected to sexual activity" in addition to taped encounters between Melia and the calves, the Philadelphia Daily News reports. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/09/25/2009-09-25_judge_dismisses_animal_cruelty_charges_against_police_officer_robert_melia_for_s.html#ixzz0S8aIZLNe
paintballer Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Is it really necessary to post that here?
paintballer Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 What about Mr. Hands? Mr. Hands got what he deserved. Internal Hemorrhaging.
ginzo Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 Mr. Hands got what he deserved. Internal Hemorrhaging. Mr. Hands didn't bleed out. He died of a massive infection of the peritoneal cavity, called general peritonitis. Basically, the colon is full of all kinds of nasty bacteria. The cells that line the colon are held together by these things called tight junctions that form a barrier that holds the bacteria inside the colon. When you perforate the colon, you tear the barrier and the bacteria move into the cavity and create a massive infection. You need immediate medical attention because you'll die in hours, not days.
paintballer Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 Mr. Hands got what he deserved. Internal Hemorrhaging. Mr. Hands didn't bleed out. He died of a massive infection of the peritoneal cavity, called general peritonitis. Basically, the colon is full of all kinds of nasty bacteria. The cells that line the colon are held together by these things called tight junctions that form a barrier that holds the bacteria inside the colon. When you perforate the colon, you tear the barrier and the bacteria move into the cavity and create a massive infection. You need immediate medical attention because you'll die in hours, not days. Eeew... I still hate that movie.
ginzo Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 Eeew... I still hate that movie. It's an Internet classic! Like the famous goatse.cx.
paintballer Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 Eeew... I still hate that movie. It's an Internet classic! Like the famous goatse.cx. Or 2 Guys 1 Hammer, or 1 Guy 1 Bottle, or Paint party. Still Mr. Hands didn't make me nauseous, just kinda groan a little
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