Dark Ride for sale on Craig's List

[esvadj]

I found this amusing little post today while surfing Craig's List. Yes, your very own dark ride for sale in Virginia Beach, VA.

 

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/bfs/1019317891.html

 

or

 

http://www.biztrader.com/41680

 

the description brings the lolz...

[gerd.muller]

oh yes, allways wanted to own a darkride!!!

 

The next logical upgrade to this business would be adding Laser Guns to the carts to shoot the Pirates during the ride.

"..... shoot the nasty pirate, yes baby, shoot him!!!"

[coasterqueen13]

HAHA i'll take it.

[Hercules]

This is making me want to go down to Virginia, and become a carney boardwalk business owner. However, I'm not quite sure I would be able to pull off the look.

 

Now, if I charge 5 dollars a ride.... I just need 46,000 riders to break even and start making a profit. And that isn't factoring in overhead costs. WHAT A STEAL! I'M SELLING MY HOUSE, BUYING THIS PLACE, AND RETIRING EARLY!

[esvadj]

^thats a deal - last I remember it was around 8 dollars to ride it five years ago.

[Hercules]

I don't like ripping people off.

 

But hell, at that price I would just need 28,750 people, and then I will make a profit (before overhead costs). I'LL BE RETIRING EVEN EARLIER THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT!!!!