Otherkin

[BiCoastal Kid]

I'm just gonna call him. ALly, short for his last name.

 

Awwwww, Ally the Dragon.

[Wes]

P.S. All six ends are still pointy.

 

WHAT THE F**K

[CoasterFanatic]

If you are half dragon ... which of your parent's was raped by Maleficent.

 

// "What are you doing later because your silhouette is kicking"

[timetrial3141592]

What exactly did this have to do with this post? I take it you're having a hissy fit and roasting marshmallows on your spiked tail as a comfort snack. Also, bad pun, but do dragons get heart burn? Not acid refluc, but I would think all of the glycerin would eventually get to you.

 

Also, when you laugh at us, do you flame? Or do you just flame humanly? because this entire thread is pretty ghey.... Can dragons be ghey? If so, do they use scented flames and designer scales? Is there such a thing as designer scales, or do you go to dragon pride events and be proud of who you are?

 

Or are those just called cons? Or are they just called "get the heck over yourself and realize that this is TPR and we will all find it funny but not hold it against you, unless like now, you get all hissy and give us a reason to"?

 

I am not roasting marshmallows. I hate marshmallows. My "comfort snack" is any segments of dead animals lying around (steak, fish, anchovies, etc.) and lots and lots of Gatorade. I drink Gatorade because I like it. Dragons might get heartburn. I will chech with the ASDO and the PETD. Also, dragons have complete control over their fire. Dragon fire is generated in an interesting manner. Anything consumed by a dragon breaks down into nutrients, waste, and hydrogen gas. The hydrogen reacts with chemicals produced by the digestive system, forming an "aerosol napalm". This substance is released at will through the mouth, where it ignites with the air. And dragons can be whatever orientation they want to be. Is "ghey" even a word? And WTF are "designer scales"? A flame, as you would know if you took chemistry, is odorless and cannot be scented. In fact, your statement is derogatory towards homosexuals. I know several, and they do not obsess over things like perfume and colors. In fact, most of my friends know that nobody cares about how one's outfit goes together, as long as it is not clashing. This is why I avoid colorful pants: having them around increases the chance that my strategy of "pull on the first pants in the bureau" will result in a clash. Black, white, khaki, grey, and blue go with everything. Furthermore, "dragon pride events" do not exist. The closest one can find to such an outlandish idea is any one of the otherkin groups on Facebook.

 

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but as of now I am not going to post any of my parks on TPR.

 

 

Dragons play RCT?

 

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Bet you liked the Eragon movie too...

 

I bet you thought of that movie as hardcore dragon porn. And one of the few people to think the movie is good because of,"OMG, DRAGONS!"

 

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Seriously (not to mention Achenar too), if you weren't channeling the spirit of goleafsgo, you would be a little more tolerant of people.

 

What ?

 

This thread is still comic gold. Keep posting Atrus Flametongue Smokescale Alaeriia. Can I just call you DragonNerd?

 

Yes, dragons play RCT. However, I am taking a break from RCT right now. And I hated the Eragon movie. It destroyed the book and I am warning everyone to not see it if they liked the book. It ruins the second book, destroys the first book, and in general makes a big mess of Mr. Paolini's opus magnum. I was very disappointed in the movie, and will vent at the producers. If you want to see an abridged version of my rant, go check out the "Rant" thread. The Achenar joke would be funny if you spent less time being a bigot and more time playing Myst. Goleafsgo, who got banned (a red-letter day), would criticize everyone for no reason, which is why I have a vendetta against him. And CoasterFanatic, Who the (expletive) is Maleficient? Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here (except for the moderators.) The "six ends" line is one that Alex Harwood, another dragon, came up with. I am putting it on a T-shirt. Now where were we? Oh right. I said that I am no longer posting parks up. This is not the only thing I do here. Neither is defending myself against the effete corps of impudent snobs. I comment on other people's creative output, I participate in The Guy Above Me and other games, and I complain about stuff like FD3 and Shapiro and Eragon (movie).

 

Now I think a New Year's resolution is in order.

[Wes]

Dragon fire is generated in an interesting manner. Anything consumed by a dragon breaks down into nutrients, waste, and hydrogen gas. The hydrogen reacts with chemicals produced by the digestive system, forming an "aerosol napalm". This substance is released at will through the mouth, where it ignites with the air. And dragons can be whatever orientation they want to be.

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

 

Honestly, this thread proves I am the sanest around here

[mcjaco]

When I eat I create hydrogen gas too. Just ask my wife.

 

I must be a dragon!!!

[timetrial3141592]

Whoever changed my profile is in serious trouble. I am deeply offended by this.

[Homer]

I'm speechless now...

 

*ahem*

 

What does Ally have to say anyways?

[Wes]

This thread has run its course. I honestly don't know what kind of response one expects when he tells the internet he's a dragon.

 

It might be funny to us, but there's some sort of deep seated psychological issues you need to deal with. Believing you're a mythical animal is not healthy.