Ryan King

Thanks Everyone! Made Me Smile With All The Good / Positive "Energy"! -Ryan!

Thats the most positive thing youve ever said to me Derek... Haha! -Ryan

Really, to Tell you the truth the new ride sucks! It was a HUGE deal over NOTHING! All they did was put in Johnny Depp's Character in there 3 times and that was it! What a let down! Trust me man...your not missing much!

How was the coaster? What was it and what was it called?

^ Thanks Man! Took Me FOREVER to do these!

Matterhorn?

Umm..Im A little Disturbed...

The LAST of the photos..hope you enjoyed my TR! Mr. Toad Farted And Shot Up 10 Feet! Mr. Ajamians Wild Ride! Thought Id Leave You Guys On A Nice Note... Indiana Jones Front Enterance Night Shot...Yeah..Its Lame...I Know Indiana Jones Temple Night Shot Space Mountain Night Shot Its Just Like Aaron Burr, We Be Droppin Hamiltons So Much To Buy, But SOOO Little Money! The Dude From The Magic Shop! I Pounded HIM TOO! No Explaination... More Loads Of People On Their Way To Hell...I Mean *Cough* SMALL WORLD! The ONLY Picture Of The Castle I Took..How Lame... I Found The Wicked Witch! So I Pounded Her Too! Minnie? Come And Get Me Boys! Tommy & James, Come And Get It! You Know Your Diggin Me Now! Snow Ryan? Uh Oh...

Im Not Even Going to Bother... Here Fan Boys! Come And Get It! Ryan King...Yeah..Disneyland Has A Bathroom JUST For Me! Too Much Spinning! Kevork Caught This RANDOM Shot of Me! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHICH WAY TO SPIN!!??! On The Tea Cups...Waiting to Spin! An Impressive Photo Of The Matterhorn / Tea Cups! More Tea Cupage! Guy - "Im So Lonely In My Cup..." Time For Tea Cups! Ready To Spin? These Dudes Were UPSIDE DOWN On The Matterhorn..Most Impressive Matterhorn Waterfallness Matterhorness! Pounding The Toontown Lamp Post Dude! They Were From Bangladesh Or Something... WHY ARE WE TAKING SO MANY COASTER PICTURES!?!?! Driving Myself INSANE! Here We Go! Pounding It On Gadgets! Loading Station Had Dominos As Doors! Random Gadgets Coasterage These Kids Looked SOOO Dissapointed...OR Scared..Probablly Dissapointed Ultra Cool Turnage! Over Over Over Up Up Up Tight Picture Of The Train GOING UP! The Lift Hill Was Pretty Cooly Awesomely Themed! Up The Lift Hill! Yay! Gadgets! In The El Toontown On The Way To Gadgets Go-Coaster! Population 86907485734495436 She Looked Like The Girl Of The Titanic...But She Could Sure Pound It! Hi Mercedes! Some Dudes In A Cup...So I Pounded Them

Guess What...? MORE PHOTOS! Random DUMBO Shot! I Just Told Kevork That People Died On This Ride... More Train Pics..God I Have A Lot Of Pics Of This Ride! They All Look SOO Dissapointed..They Should Be Happy They Didnt Die Heres Our Train! #3! Wait...Theyre ALL Number 3? Ouch...My Heart Thingy Shes Comin Round The Bend Into The Water! Dan Approved? YET More Mountain Pictures! More Mountain Pics! Nice Dung Beatle Mountain More Tight @$$ Theming! The Dino Is Like Roar, Im Stuck In a Flippin Rock! Coming Around The Bend? Cool Theming! Is Midget Town! Perfect For All You People With Little Man Syndrome! Time For Big Thunder Mountain! Oh Yeah Baby! Oh Your @$$ Is SOOO Golden! Ryan! Quit Horsing Around! *Dum Dum CRASH* Dont Pull My Stri...Theres A Snake In My Boot. Time To Pound Woody & Jess! They Were The Coolest Characters There! Is This Guy?

MORE DISNEYLAND PICTURES! WILL IT EVER STOP!!?!? Lou...? Kevorks Pimpin His Lanyard Of Collectable Disney Pins! My Father And Patricia! I Look Sexy In My EXCLUSIVE Pirates Of The Caribbean Hat! Time To Do Some Lootens For Next Years TPR Trip Payments! Time For Lunch At The Blue Bayou! We Made Reservations a Month Ahead! Hmmm...Space Mountain Was Pretty Good I Guess...Ah What The Heck, It Was F**king Awesome! I Got The Ride Op To Wave! She Was Diggin Me... More Pics Of The Cars And Launch Station Inside The Ride, Im Diggin On The Space Shuttle Ready To Launch Front Sign, Space Mountain Fo Shizzle Front Entrance / Fastpass Line! Outter Shot Of What Is One Of The Coolest Coasters Yet..In My Opinion Of Course! Space Mountain Baby! Here We Come! Were On a Mission From God! Pizza Port Logo! Its The Shiz, What Can I Say!?! Pizza Port, Best Place To Get Food In Disneyland!

Disneyland CONTINUED! Ohh...Hes Callin Ghostbusters Pounding It After The Haunted Mansion! Who You Gunna Call? Ghostbusters! Frightened...I Got Kevork To Ride! Hes Pounding That Little Kid...Cool... Elissa Friendly Haunted Mansion! Another Up Close And Personal With The Haunted Mansion Sign! Haunted Mansion! If You Look Real Hard The Manson Will Turn Into A Cup. Songs Of The South? We ALMOST Got To Ride..Then It Broke Down! Bastards! We Rode It Later... Pirates Of The Caribbean...Ultra Exclusive ZOOMED in Photo! Pirates Of The Caribbean! Here You Can See Tom Sawyer's Island and The Tom Sawyer!

More To Come...Like Right Now...

Now Onto Disneyland Shots! He Gives Good Head... These Guys Got MASSIVE Diarrhea! Robb Has Been Here! *Looks Around* The #1 Killer Of Humans, They Look So Cute Though! Oh Yup, Those Lions Are Protecting That Sleeping Zebra He Sure Is Horny Its An Elephant...They Run Wild And Free in Disneyland And Eat Little Children Kid- "Ive Never Seen Water Before...Thats Not In 3rd World Countries Like Bangladesh." The Alvey's Apartment! Heres Our Tight-@$$ Boat Track Driver..I Dont Recall His Name, So Well Call Him Snickerdoodle. Theres Our Boat...The Lady Gay Jungle Cruise Time! I Gots Me A Popsicle! Yo Indy...Sup...Pound It In Case You Forgot Where You Are...Your In A Temple...With A Long Wait...And No Food Of Course Your Gunna Pull It...The Guy Shouted This-: "Hey Mother****er, You Better Stop That S**t Before I Bust A Cap In Your God***n A$$! More Wierd Budah Stuff Is This A Man Or A Chick!?!? Quite The Line, But Worth The Wait My Other Ride, Yeah, I Know Your Jealous Temple Of The Forbidden Eye...Here Is Where Indiana Jones Is Confined To a Disney Contract, And If Dr. Jones Leaves He WILL Be Shot Im A Star Baby! Hitchhiking Ryan? WTF? 50 Years Of Fun And Huge Price Increases! Another Beautiful Shot Of The Front Entrance... While We Were Waiting These Dudes Were Stealing The Flowers! Dude..Whens It Gunna Open? Outside The Gates Waiting To Open! w00t

More Pics! Mulholland Madness Baby! Time For a Mouse! Ending California Adventures With A Greetings From...Well..California! I Want YOU To Join The Plastic Army Guy Dude Army! Buzz Was TOTALLY Constipated! As Soon As I Start This Plane We Can Get OUTTA Here! Oh Someone Is Gunna Get Owned! Kevorks Got The Bling Baby! Pound It Wierd Carney Chick! Pound It Wierd Carney Guy! An All NEW Meaning To Pull My Finger! BRRAAAKKKKEEE! Oh No! Look Out For The Brake! Mulholland's Lift Hill First Drop! The Track Thingy

Ok, So Here it Is...My Pride and Joy of all TRs...The Other Cool dude you see in this Report is my CRAZY Armenian Friend, Kevork! He had NEVER been to Disneyland!?!? What Says we can't start him off the right way with a few coasters! So Please, I hope you enjoy this..or you BETTER cause WAYYY TOO MUCH PHOTO RESIZING! WHEN WILL IT STOP!?!?!? -Ryan "Pound Me!" King! ___________________________________________________________ In This TR You Will See-: Me / Kevork Doing Retarded Nonsense Few Pictures Of the Matterhorn! Big Thunder Mountain Pictures Mullholland Madness (Hope I Spelled That Correct!) Pictures Screamin Over California Pictures Space Mountain! + Other Rides and Shots of DL / California Adventures ___________________________________________________________ Please, Visit My Other TR's... Roeding Park / Rotary Playground / Storybook Land (Fresno, CA) Blackbeards Family Fun Center!(Fresno, CA) WERE FREAKIN SPINNING! Kevork Didnt Know I Took This Picture! Shhhh! Why Dont You Look At Me Anymore When You Pound Me!?! I'm So Excited..And Retarded...But Mostly Excited The Bees Are VERY Decorative! Its A Peeled Orange! Whoda Thunk It!?! Orange Stinger Baby! Coming Around The Bend! ZOOOOMMMMEEEEDDDD IN! Mid Loopage! Sweet! Woah! Launch Success! All Clear, Dispatch Out Another Shot Of the Launch Station! Loading Station...4 Trains At A Time! Eat That SIX FLAGS! There They GO! Launch Station...Time To Jump To 55 MPH in 4 Seconds! There's The Sun Wheel! On To California Screamin! Sweet! Turn Me On Baby! OMG! I Think I Peed A Little! Inside The Tower Hotel! Hollywood Tower Hotel...Time To Go Check In! Pound It Stance! Its ALL Mine! MUAHAH Deserts! Oh...My...God... Award Winning Weiners...Well..Joey Is Out of THIS Competiton! R Is For...Wait..I Know This...Ryan! California Adventures! So The Adventure Begins! I'm ALL Ears! Says My Father! Dude! Pound Me Goofy! Here We Go Again! Disneyland Time! One Last Shot Of California Screamin!

what am i putting my name in for..?

Pounding IS fun! Thats what so great about it! Its NEVER depressing!

A lot of Caitlin But Hardly ANY Coaster Shots! I havent been to that Six Flags and wouldve loved to see more of the Park..But Nice TR Anyways! -Ryan

You Beat Blackbeards Family Fun Center! (Crappy Fresno Park) Nice TR! Wouldve wanted a little more Coaster Shots though...oh well! -Ryan

Yeah for SURE get there when the Park Opens. It will get HOT towards the afternoon so get all your big rides in like Tatsu, Superman, Goliath etc then hit the other coasters! Just my Suggestion! -Ryan

Hey Im Left Handed...That Really Hurts...

I love the picture! Nice! Keep On Pounding! -Ryan!

Yo Dudes! Pound It! I appreciate all he Pounding...Im on the Verge of Pounding Breakdown! lol! Extra thanks again s! -Ryan "Pound It" King!