Axman

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been studying MM for over 7 years now, ans this is the first that I've heard about a hidden Teacups ride!!! Is it the old Drunken Barrels ride? If so, then how long has it been sitting there before MM put the grille directly in front of it?!?!? Could someone please explain this to me?

Don't worry! I finished my trip report with flying colors. It's "Dollywood Trip Report!!!!!!" in the TPR forums. Check it out, if you like.

I'm so happy you all liked my pictures! All of the pictures were taken by yours truly, with the exception of the ones I was actually in. Dollywood is an awsome park! Everyone should go this summer for Mystery Mine. They also have fast lines, multiple train operations, fantastic food, and authentic, old-style merchants and crafts! Whoot! Oh, and my sister is already taken. Sorry, guys

Sorry for the pause, just wanted to check on how things were going. I'll end my first TP with a nut smashing, pre-break run, airtime hill. Thanks for reading. I hope you liked it. This turn was probably the roughest part of the ride. Not bad, though. Nobody has ever taken ths picture. Ever. Nope. Never. I'm the very first. Tennessee Tornado was the last Arrow looper. It's smoothest, as far as I know. It sure was running nicely when I was there. Oh man. Where have I seen those wood-themed arrow trains before? The park has a lovely carousel. Its on the elevated portion of the Country Fair, looking out over the other rides. Ride op #1: Dude, I can't belive that fat kid wanted to ride this thing. Ride op #2: Yeah, what a credit whore. The VeggieTales Side Show Spin was probably the most do-able kiddie coaster for people with long legs (like me). All of the turns are right ones, so there's no painfull transitions. It's a relaxing, breezy ride with a great view, but you can't really steer the wings. We were hoping it would be more like a "modern-day flyers" ride, but it wasn't. Then we rode this thing...... I love this pic. Me and my dad were smiling after the ride, but the guy next to us was all "Oh man.........I'm gonna throw up........." It was really fun! The seats mollested me and the other riders, but other than that, it was great! Me and my dad went and raided Dizzy Disk. After being thuroghly moistened, we checkout the re-designed Country Fair. This area is a vast improvement over what it used to be. Me and my sis and I decided to take a breezy ride on the Waltzer. My sister decided she didn't want to get wet, so she took pictures and shot at us with water guysers. After a while, we all decided that owr butts weren't wet enough, so we migrated down to the rapids ride to moisten our butts. Anyway, the ride itself isn't great, but if fits in wonderfully next to Thunderhead. OMFG!!!!! IT"S GONNA HIT US!!!!!! RUN FOR THE POTTIES!!!!! The ride was O.K. The themeing was probably the best part of the ride. There's buss saws, watery thingys, and the beavers, who were all "Get up outta my dam"! It's a tower....that topples. That is why they call it a Topple Tower. Yay! Timber Tower! This is the only ture flat ride in Thunderhead Gap--er--Timber Canyon--er--Mystery Mine Midway--er--WHATEVER!

Now continuing with the TR: Thunderhead was the main focus of the day (aside from Timber Tower), so we decided to move on. Seriously though, this is most likely GCI's best work. The only ones that I haven't ridden that could be better, are overseas. I haven't heard good things about SFA's Roar or Gwazi, so I'm sticking to my opinion! Lightning Racer was a good racer, though This one took from outside the Pottys! I took most of these pictures from the kiddie play area they built a few years ago. Thunderhead wraps all around it, providing a great vantage point. The ride also features this lovely, contorted, curvy bit. The drop is one of the best I've experienced. Telling by the pictures, it looks sort-of like a wooden Expedition G-Force drop. And, like any good coaster enthusiast would do, I took pleanty of pictures! Thunderhead was running superbly!

Let me try this again... Yay! We made it to Dollywood! (and I got this damn trip report to work!) Me and my dad were standing in line, while my mom took the picture, and my sister looked for a short car line.

Ohh. What have I done..... I STILL can't get the TR thing to work, though. I tried what was suggested on page 1, but the pictures and texts didn't show up.

Are you sure? If you are, I'm so relieved! If not, I need to find my other 4 posts and fix them! I felt so awful after Rob posted that. Rob didn't really make it clear who he was talking to, but I just assumed he was talking to me. What are the rules for smileys? He said something about a rule for them.

I'm totally embarrassed! I did something wrong but I don't know what. I think my pictures may be too big. I'll have to try again.......once I'm up to it. I think my fate here may already be sealed. I've messed up this post, and I think I made Mr. Alvey mad because I didn't read the posting rules. I feel really sad and dumb now.

I've only had 5 posts but I'm not sure where I use incorrect grammar. I also couldn't find a rule for smileys, so I just took them all down. I'm really sorry and ashamed. I tried to post a TR, but I couldn't get it to work. Oh, one more (unrelated) thing, do you have a ThemeParkCritic profile?

Hello, I'm Axman, and i'm extreme roller coaster worshiper! This is my first TR, and I really excited These are from my 8-2-06 Dollywood trip! Enjoy!

Thanks. Sorry about the short post.

I have absolutely no idea how to do a TR. Could you please help me?

I think, at the top, insted of "Theme Parks - Roller Coasters - Fun", it should be "Theme Praks - Roller Coasters -Donkeys".