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Guy T. Koepp

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  1. I likes to sez the same thing to my shoulder restraints as I sez to my strippaz. Take it off!! But Revolution won't and therefore never gets a bill stuffed between its up stop wheels. Guy "I likes my coasters like I likes my strippaz. Smooth, plenty of airtime and if built correctly their will be lots of _ _ _ _ involved" Koepp
  2. I'm thinking a Dragon theme. Keeping with the Asian motif of Saumari Summit. How about "Smallville" the ride. Keeping with the Superman theme. Guy "I still think we're getting a CCI Woodie. 6F is just using our parking lot as storage for Marine World." Koepp
  3. I just got a reprieve from my schedule on Saturday. I start my job at 3am and am told that they don't have it in the budget to pay me past 5pm. With that said... Me, Alana, Jarett & January will be at the premire party around 6ish. It will be a happy birthday afterall!!! :mrgreen: Wooo Hoooo!!! I'm goin' to tha party! I got some ice cream, and you ain't got none. Unless your going to tha party also. In which case I will share with you. Unless I'm feeling greedy. In which case you still won't get any. Na na na na! Guy " Do you need me to bring anything?" Koepp
  4. Sorry to see your park go. I guarantee that it won't be alone with 6FNO cashing in on it's insurance claim then dumping that property as well. So it seems a lot of 6F parks will be recieving additional rides this year or next. (I'd say new, but I'd be lying) Sky Swatter & Drop Tower to Magic Mountain. We need the flats. Guy "If Six Flags found a dead employee on their property, they would pilfer their shoes and sell them to reduce their debt... but, if they decide to relocate those shoes, We'll take em' " Koepp
  5. God I hope your right! Do you know if it will replace the monorail track through the Mountain? A nice long tunnel with a Barrel roll thrown in. That would be awesome! We at Magic Mountain are gonna have a great 2006. It would only get better if we get the Skyswatter & Drop Tower from SF Broke Ass-tro World. Guy "If Six Flags found dead employees on the street, they would pilfer their shoes and sell them to reduce their debt... but I'll happily take those shoes if they re-locate em" Koepp
  6. Oh, Oh, I'm going tomorrow after I pick Jarett up from Kindergarten. Any one else care to get some excercise pushing a twin stroller fully loaded up Saumari Summit? Going down is easy. Just give it a little push and follow the screams. I want to touch the track that will be named "The California Condor" Guy "listen to the little children scream... they are screams of joy" Koepp
  7. Track is track! We're getting a new coaster! Nanny nanny boo boo! Stick your head in doo doo! Guy "feeling quite childish" Koepp
  8. Yay! USC the ride. Just like Knotts. Guy" It's all tracky and metaly!" Koepp
  9. Chances are good MM won't make a formal announcement untill the ride is half built. Guy"We have no plans for a new ride next year at this time." Koepp
  10. I can supply the random bodily functions. As well as adding a new element. constant coughing and wheezing from my asthma. Plus a little sleep apnia to round out the equation. I can fill in for the obligatory Jew as my father was 1/2 Jew 1/2 Kraut. (I know, it's weird... I keep wanting to kill myself but I always seem to guilt myself out of it. That and I can't find a hitman that will haggle.) Anyway, I'm there for ya. If you need me. Guy "I get to hang with the cool people" Koepp
  11. That's so awesome! Kevin and Bean Rock!
  12. BTW a Chuck Henry is a term used in the film and television world to describe someone's stupid actions. Chuck Henry is a local news field reporter that was covering some of our wild fire action a few years back. He was asked by the fire department to evacuate an area that was out of control. Insted of leaving, he took himself, his crew, and their news van closer to the fire to get more in-depth coverage. Much to his surprise, he got trapped and had to be rescued by the very same firemen that asked him earlier to leave. Needless to say, they all escaped with only minor burns, but lost the truck and several hundred thousand dollars worth of equipment. He was later interviewed by another field reporter for his own channel and came across as a whiny little ungrateful prick. He seemed more sorry he didn't get the story than the fact that he had endangered several dozen people. Guy "Send Chuck Henry to NO for great Kat coverage. Oh, and I just got some from my incredibly HOT wife " Koepp
  13. Oooo, oooo, can I please come play with the cool people? I would love to tag along with you guys. I have gotten a green light from the wife and am penciling the days into my calander. I will contact you direct this week to finalize my plans. Guy "I am giddy as a little school girl cause I am going to HHN... and I just got some!!! " Koepp
  14. 175 MPH wind gusts will tear concrete roofs off of buildings as well as turn trees and cars into oversized projectiles. Kat currently has 175 MPH sustained winds with gusts up to 210. Things are about to get ugly in the French Quarter. Sorry got to go! The wife calls! Hubba hubba. Guy "about to get some" Koepp
  15. Thank you all for taking that note in the humorus context that it was intended. However, to justify the rant... She did take me for a 5500$ ring as well as a Toyota Tercel. (I know. A Toyota Tercel? Yeah, but a 10K car for a college grad is quite a hefty price.) Both of which I never got back. F'ing B****! On a serious note. Kat is a brutal one! It is only the 5th recorded Cat5 Hurricane to hit the US. This storm is going to be the costliest disaster to hit the US ever. Please Gulf! Stay safe! Don't pull a Chuck Henry! No video is worth losing your life over. Guy "Glad as hell to be in CA right now." Koepp
  16. It would most likely be just me. I need to know all days and times as it falls right between two jos that I have lined up. Guy "I love October. Please somebody just wake me up when September ends." Koepp
  17. First off I pray everyone in Kat's way remains safe and sound. I hold no ill will to anyone. (Except my first fiance', and she lives in Nashville. So... DEATH TO HER! And if she ever reads this. I have an awesome wife (Who's Hot! Like pornstar HOT!) and TWO BEAUTIFUL Soopergenious kids. So in your face B****!!! Stand me up! FU!!!) With that said... I hate to say this, but the Six Flags Board are probably hoping the park does get destroyed. That way they can write the whole thing off to insurance. Leave it as scrap. And sell off the land. Guy "Stay safe and dry gulf coast. My thoughts and prayers are with you. Except KRISTINE L*** C***** whom I hope dies. Painfully!" Koepp Sorry if I offended anyone. Except KLC. I'm still a litte pissed.
  18. This trip sounds awesome! I love everything Haloweenie. I've heard the Universal/IOA HHN is the best. I only have the Haunt to compare it to. So my expectations would be extremely high. How do I go about getting on board! I wanna go! Guy "Wake me up when September ends." Koepp
  19. I love the Haunt! I booked my Sunday the 16th today. I will wait on TPR's plans to finalize the 13th. Guy "Wake me up when September ends." Koepp
  20. I actually have planned for my wife and I to be booked for the Haunted Dreams Package on the 16th already. I would love to go on the 13th as well. If I do, I will probably spend the day there and get Ghostrider pickups. I can never get enough of the Haunt! Guy "the pre-scare dinner is a must" Koepp
  21. Say it ain't so. Joe! Say it ain't so! First I have to miss the DVD Release party, and now this! I am not a religious man, but if there is a God... Take Flashback in it's place! Guy "a dark cloud looms over Magic Mountain" Koepp
  22. OOps Silly me. Hey! This is my 40th posting! Woo Hoo!!! Guy "it's the little s*** that excites me" Koepp
  23. I'm tellin ya, California Condor! It is destiny! Guy "I'm Psychic" Koepp
  24. If we got a steel woodie like HADES it might be more maintenence friendly. MM's not real great at high maintenance rides. (Flashback, Bobsleds, Goliath track 2, Mountain Express) Ring a bell. I still think we might be getting more than one ride. I hope. Guy "Getting my kids dressed while posting" Koepp
  25. Yes, Wal Mart the ride! They can call it "Mart of Darkness" I also saw flags and markers around the top of Log Jammer. I think that they are building more than one ride. A B&M Flyer and some giant flat ride that will swing out over LJ. I would love to see us get a Woodie. We need something to compete with "The Voyage" Guy "No one can build just one Starbucks" Koepp
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