Guy T. Koepp

I am so looking forward to tomorrow. This is the first time that I have been out at a park with other coaster geeks. I have always gone to these events alone and hid in the shadows untill my time to ride. I fealt cold and shamefull. It's a breath of fresh air to be out of the closet. I hope I don't embarass anyone. Guy " Bursting at the seams" Koepp

People were stealing your footage? That's F***ed up. Isn't their some way to copyguard the DVDs? Guy "Stealing peoples footage is a crime" Guy

Be afraid! Be very Afraid!!! Guy "I'm scarier without a costume. I have the T-shirt to prove it" Koepp

Robb, I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!! It looks like "Cool World" threw up all over a 6F park. I believe that breasts and coasters should go hand in hand... but, then we (as men) would need three hands. Two for the breasts and one for the lap bar. Notice I give a one hand priority to breasts over saftey. Does that mean my priorities are screwed up? (deep breath) Ahhhhhhhhhh Breasts! To know thee is to love thee. Fake or real Big or small I love thee breasts I love thee all Oh, was that Elissa saying "OK, that's enough!" just before the video fades to the animated cow milking another cow? And if so, does that make thoes two cows lesbians? I think so. Mmmmmmmmmooooooo, Lesbian Cowabunga! Guy "I was psychologically damaged at an early age" Koepp

Hey Robb. do we have a Gold Cup for Louise? Guy "Having gotten one before, I know how special it truly is." Koepp

Mmmmmmm! EFCT! I am soooooooooo there! Guy "My arteries clogeth over." Koepp

Wait a minute! You all are telling me that these computer thingys will check our spelling. Next thing you know they'll be doing math for us as well. Wow! Technology. Guy "still has 12:00 blinking on his VCR" Koepp And why does everyone else have a grey dot next to their name and I have a green one. The star bellied sneeches had stars upon thars. Guy "feeling left out" Koepp

Be like me. I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Guy"Bull Dyke" Koepp

I'm there. Take me to the gutter! Guy "I emit all over the place." Koepp

I,m scarier without a costume. Guy "I have the T-Shirt to prove it" Koepp

Whats even worse than what E said is to have the measurements inconsistant within the park. Jarett can ride the wave swinger at Magic Mountain. (42" height restriction) but can't ride the granny cars alone because he is mysteriously 2 inches too short. (also a 42" height restriction) Guy "F'ing Magic Mountain" Koepp

Keep your eyes open. They hang out in packs. Deadly, hunting packs. Like Velocirapters they circle and pounce upon the first 250+ pound guy with a patch jacket on. Then they take turns simulteneously mating and devouring the individual with their cunning feminine wiles. Having seen this tempestous ritual only once. I can tell you that it is sickening. Just sickening. In a weird erotic sort of sickening way. You can't pull your eyes away from it. Like when a dog takes a crap in front of you. You are compelled to watch. It's... sickening! Guy "what the hell just came out of my mouth?" Koepp

If they come in Grey. My check is in tha mail. I have way too much black in my wardrobe. I put in for XXL. Not that I'm big or anything. Just that way Alana can get into it with me. Guy " like a couple of ferrets traped in a burlap sack" Koepp

Nice work ladies! What was the title of that interview? "Coaster Chicks gone Wild!" If it were video, would you all have been flashing your up stop wheels? I gotta know. Someone needs to start a Theme Park Dictionary. credit - (adj) - term used to describe first coaster ride on any particular rollercoaster, counting term to establish how many rollercoasters an individual has been on. Plural - (credits, credited) ex- "I have 30 coaster credits." prostitot - (adj) - Under 18 female that dresses completely inappropiate for a theme park. Under 18 Paris Hilton wannabe. Plural - (prostitots, prostitoting) ex - "There were far too many prostitots at Magic Mountain this weekend." Guy "It was like being at a strip club.. with roller coasters... in my mind" Koepp

Cool, See ya there. Guy "VIP" Koepp

Did I just hear you say you did a couple of big guys! Nice Robb! That was classic! Guy "LMMFAOWROTF" Koepp

Is the Drool aparent? Guy "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Koepp

VIP! VIP! VIP! Guy "VIP 5:30 Seating" Koepp

I've got to go with E on this one. I didn't even go to my wife's anniversary. I just gave her two tickets to the newest cirque show and said have fun. After I got home from the strip club later that evening. I had her make me dinner while I watched the game. Guy "I'm all about the romance" Koepp

Hey Don, I was planning to be at the park all day as well. It would be cool to have someone to hang with. What do ya think? Guy "Just me and My Shadow." Koepp

My God! This thing is going up fast. Are we certain that their not shooting for a Thanksgiving opening? Guy "Shocked and Awe'd" Koepp

Congrats to the both of you. It is a pleasure to know you both. Not meaning "knowing" in the biblical sense. But as in "to know" in the knowing sense. Like I "know" that I know you both, and I "know" that this post is going no where. God I make myself sick sometimes. It's no wonder I have a bleeding ulcer. Anyway, you two deserve it. Not deserve in the biblical sense. Wait, yes, deserve in the biblical sense. Hell, deserve in every sense. Anyway...You guys rock! Oh, Phishy... Nice Avatar! Oh look... A doggie! Guy "gotta run" Koepp

Yellow, Red and Burnt Orange are perfect for the themeing of Saumari Summit. Look at all the other buildings around that area. Also, the sky tower is burnt orange. It won't blend in too well with the foliage. But it screams Asian themeing. What color do you think the trains will be? I think either green or red, or a combination of both. Throw in a little gold trim with Japaneese symbols for Xtreme thrills, and viola'! You have a flying dragon coaster. Guy "I think the themeing for this ride is a no brainer." Koepp

Yeah, where's my trophy? I just can't be all bad ass and in yo face wit out one. I'll be there tomorrow as well. Guy "Halleluiah, Praise Jesus and all that sort of stuff" Koepp