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That KERCHUNK noise it would make when it released the car...yeah. Awesome and terrifying.

Freefall was scary cuz of how clunky it was. I doubt you could even replicate that horror with modern engineering.

Uh I've been going to SFMM at least once a year for like 25 years. It used to be a pretty good park and now it's awful. I honestly can't spend more than four hours there.

Which means it won't happen because dreams go to die at SFMM.

^ See, I wouldn't mind paying $3 if I knew they weren't going to try to screw me out of more money just to play the damn game. Stupid!

^ Yeah the "Freemium" model seriously sucks on most mobile games, it's going to make RCT really suck. Who wants to pay 99¢ to buy rides and add-ons that used to be included.

There's two distinct show buildings in the new picture….

Any that don't end in Magic Mountain.

Tourism dollars > Some feel good faux legislation

Let me fill you in.

They're gonna add a drop.

^ You mean this? http://www.wesh.com/themeparks/other/polercoaster-will-be-tallest-in-world-officials-say/24780164

Didn't Chris Sawyer code RCT himself? Surely they could hire a dozen coders to do a proper port..

I guess we'll see in 2018!

At least Ninja killed that silly "Arrow Suspendeds have a 25 year shelf life" rumor.

No lawyer would take on his case. He just wanted to cause a shitstorm because he thinks his status entitles him to get golden blowjobs forever or something.

Atari probably thought they could get away with it since mobile game engagement is different than PC engagement, but I think the backlash shows people really do want something more akin to the old game.

I'm more excited about the DTD Starbucks than I am about Big Thunder.

James Franco?

^ That's what it reminded me of too! Theme Park was an awful game.

^ That turn has always been awful, probably the jerkiest portion of the ride.

Oh dammit you made me feel old!

A torture device disguised as a roller coaster.

I'm actually glad it looks like crap..if they ported RCT2 over directly I'd be spending waaay too much time on my iPad.

Yep. Bad press is better than a lawsuit. They did the right thing.