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Vekomaland! He had been born under vampire, raised in Cobra's station, went to school on Loup-Garou and slept in Calamity Mine. All the Vekomage helped him to get a job at. . .

Sell it for ten dollars more, with which they bought. . .

went to Carabba's. The waiter was none other than . . .

hump Oprah and not pay attention to the ninjas. Meanwhile..in the secret ninja lair, the ninjas were planning on taking over. . .

Apple. The iPill can hold 4500 songs and the one most appropariate for death plays when you swallow the pill. Martha Stewart didn't like the pill so she. . .

rebuild the rest of the planet..except for Texas. The world started rejoicing until George Bush put an end to the fun by. . .

Yes. Do you prefer pasta over pizza?

Kazakhstan travel guide when all of a sudden Dick Cheney came along and shot him. He accidentally wandered in on the enthusiast war and hid behind the Sheikra station with. . .

join on TPR and complain in the rant thread. The sudden influx of posts caused Robb to. . .

Michael Vick, with an army of vicious dogs. He stormed the park and replaced all of the past and present rides . . .except America Sings. America Sings Freak then began to. . .

Ryan King. Ryan ended up winnign and demanded that. . .

salsa and tabasco sauce on his upper lip until he said. . .

I..don't know?? Have you ever been clubbing for over 12 hrs?

Yesterday I bought Orbit Citrusmint gum for like a dollar...

Tobu Zoo Park

tied her to the top of Hagia Sofia for all the Istanbul-ians to see. They thought she was uglifying the city, so they gave her as a present to the embassy of. . .

Smoke that set off an alarm, but no fire. Have you ever broken an electronic/appliance by hitting it because you were angry?

stuck its stinger into Paris's boob, causing it to redden and swell until it became the size of a small child. Tinkerbell flew by and accidentally sprinkled some pixie dust oni it, causing the boob to lift Paris in the air and drop her down right on top of. . .

The Central Rwandan Anime Peoples(CRAP) CRAP thought the themeing wouldnt live up to the standards of their beloved anime so they started their rampage by taking out all the remaining GL coasters, starting with. . .

There are way too many ostriches!! Why are there so many ostriches?? The brochure said there'd only be a few ostriches!! This is a terrible vacation!! and Lois: All right, Peter. Are you ready for role play night? Here comes Grimace!

No. Have you ever eaten frog legs?

^ ate this for lunch - http://www.activemax.com/archives/nemo-sushi.jpg < ate a sandwich for lunch V hasnt eaten lunch yet

establish a chain of in-park restaurants. He starts his chain in. . .

Malibu Promises Rehab Center, where it chatted away with Lindsey Lohan who had recently gotten arrested for. . .

the hard life of being inanimate. The movie also starred a Slovakian camera phone, who previously belonged to. . .