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texasgiantrules

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  1. which caused the Earth to collapse from all the weight. The king rodent wished that time could rewind. Robb and Elissa were at Knott's with Derek. XCelerator broke down. . .
  2. Asian tourists. Meanwhile, Joey was trying to cross the monkey bars when along came a genie to grant him three wishes. . .
  3. What's that I see in the back of the last picture?
  4. Janet came and flashed her ninja-star-boob to the crowd. All the animatronic animals ran all the way to Hamanako Pal Pal where. . .
  5. I remember a rumor a little while back saying that Paradise Pier will sort of be split up into two sections(the pier and then an ocean part). If MM gets rethemed to Crush, and the Little Mermaid goes into the Golden Dreams building, I can definitely see this happening. I wonder though, with S.S. Rustworthy, Jellyfish, Crush's Coaster, and The Little Mermaid; will Zephyr be taken out or maybe even moved to the Orange Stinger site?
  6. He squirted ink of the new Toy Story Mania building. The little signs out front started revolting and chased him all the way to Ohio where waiting there was. . .
  7. to assassinate Dick Kinzel. On top of TTD, the two started the ninja spar of a century. Eventually. . .
  8. been on a TPR shirt. The owner didn't like so they took it off and put on a picture of their favorite TV character: . . .
  9. gelatanous blobs for escape across the moltewn lava. Robb then hopped on and they sailed right out into the world of RCT. Robb decided to build a . . .
  10. Asian camels. The ride portrayed them with one hump, when clearly they have two. Baroness was so upset that tried to run out of the park but was eaten by an animatronic. . .
  11. Baron von CreditWhore was riding Goudurix with Robb when all of a sudden, a big black hole appeared and transported Robb and BvCW to . . .
  12. Six flags announced expansions for almost every single park in a period of 5 minutes! The single riders were so overwhelmed that they stopped the construction of . . .
  13. Usually it takes about three weeks for a good roller coaster to get announced. So I haven't checked screamscape in 2 days and... when i get home there are like 30 new rides and roller coasters announced. A new coaster for my home park, the 3 parks I visited this summer, the parks i planned on visiting next summer, and my other home park.! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  14. Elissa want a slap as well. She stalked the greased up deaf guy until she had him in a corner of the Dueling Dragons queue. He only barely escaped and made his way onto. . .
  15. Adventure Park America?? kinda bland but sounds good
  16. try and become the skinniest coaster enthusiast group. When their attempts failed misetrably, they regained the title as fattest and celebrated by riding. . .
  17. Dog Fart Hypercoaster. It was just like the Dog Fart coaster but it was sized to the big three-headed dog on Harry Potter. Universal got mad at them for stealing HP so they smeared a case of TNT with . . .
  18. The guy who built the Blue Flash. The ride was so unsafe the the S.A.F.E. (Squirrels are f-ing exciting) Corporation decided to ban the ride for reasons of. . .
  19. ^^^Ew. I think that'd look too Halloween-ey. I'd like to see yellow and purple, as stated somewhere before.
  20. cut their wrists and wrote poetry. All the senior citizens decided to drop them into a pit of despair, but little did they know that. . .
  21. president. In an attempt to make America lose money, the Russians tore down the coaster, and erected all of the old coasters in the world in Russia. This made the Emoticons. . .
  22. Real Name: J.D. Elbow: jhj.d..
  23. Question: How moveable is Double Loop?
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