DarienLaker

No! Do ever go shopping online on Cyber Monday?

Zombies came and wiped out all the Zonkies and created a race of Zombie dinosaurs to destroy humans and donkeys...

Due to the extremely hot temperatures all of the metal on Ride of Steel got warped, so the Zonkies had to scrap it. They tried to set up Viper, but it wasn't dismantled properly, so they scraped it as well. The only coaster the Zonkies had set up so far were Boomerang, Mind Eraser, and Motocoaster. The Zonkies had started their new theme park in Arizona called...

The Zonkies bought Darien Lake and renamed the Ride of Steel as "Steel Zonkey" and it feature a Zonkey dressed as Superman, but Six Flags ended suing the Zonkies for using Superman's likeness and the Zonkies were forced to close Darien Lake and all of the ride were moved to...

To resurrect Son of Beast with the loop and all, but they ran out wood to build it so they decided to tear apart The Beast to rebuild Son of Beast using the wood from The Beast. The Zonkies got first ERT on the rebuilt Son of Beast coaster and it fell apart. One of the Zonkies said "we've made a terrible mistake, rebuilding a crappy coaster with parts that were taken from an existing coaster!". The GM of Kings Island forced the Zonkies to rebuild The Beast and never return to the park ever. The Zonkies met the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon filled with Medicine and Goo at Darien Lake and they rode...

SFDK getting rid of V2.5 for Zonga! What's worse than Six Flags Magic Mountain getting Astroworld's Ultra Twister?

Bill Gates, Go figure!

TPR starting to charge every forum member $5.00 per post! What's worse than Kings Dominion getting Mean Streak from Cedar Point in exchange for Anaconda?

Getting shot, unshot, a bag of money, dying after getting shot and unshot the second time! What's worse than Kings Island's Vortex getting moved to Cedar Point in exchange for Mean Streak?

Former New York state governor Eliot Spitzer

I consider Iron Dragon a legendary coaster because there are now only four Arrow suspended coasters left in the world, Flight Deck (Kings Island),Ninja (Six Flags Magic Mountain), and Vortex (Canada's Wonderland). As for the "legendary" status of Silver Comet, it was based on the Comet coaster from the long gone Crystal Beach theme park.

Phantom's Revenge (Kennywood) Iron Dragon (Cedar Point) BlueStreak (Cedar Point) Viper (Darien Lake) Raptor (Cedar Point) Racer (Kennywood) Magnum XL-200 (Cedar Point) Silver Comet (Martin's Fantasy Island)