DarienLaker

DarienLaker (me) regenerated into Mega Man X and used the Z-Saber to kill every Dalek and their master. Then all the Wacky Worm coasters were turned into Tony Hawk's Big Spin (SFDK) and Zonga coasters and then Tony Hawk came to DarienLaker (me) and "Why do you have an overzealous obsession with my coasters?" DarienLaker (me) answered "Lets just say, it's pandemonium and that you're the greatest skateboarder on Earth!" Tony Hawk said "How ironic of you to mention the name of that Six Flags gave my coasters after they didn't renew the licences to use me" and Tony Hawk skated off to the nearest skate park. The Daleks returned and they held DarienLaker (me) hostage on a Wacky Worm coaster at...

Because it was even more awesome than the other slides at Splash Planet. But DarienLaker (me) used a plothole and changed the story to another story with no more of mentioning Splash Planet. Instead DarienLaker (me) went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and rode YOLOcoaster and X2 until the park closed for the night...

While Robb and Elissa were at Knott's Berry with Her0ofLime, They rode Xcelerator and The ride broke down. So they decided to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain Instead and rode...

That light can not enter it. Splash Planet Windsor billed the Black Hole water slide as the world's darkest water slide and it lands riders in Hell. Meanwhile at Darien Lake, they decided to build the world's largest and longest roller coaster called "Devil's Hole". Devil's Hole stood 600 feet tall with speeds at 200 MPH and with 25 inversions...

Darien Lake

Refused to ride Stingray and Manta because they thought it was unsafe. Then The Great Gazooki came and with a slash of the Master Sword Stingray and Manta were destroyed. The Great Gazooki decided to give 'Cuda Falls to Splash Planet as a replacement slide complex and everone was happy with that addition, the end!?

Viper

Told the Great Gazooki to take the Master Sword to Darien Lake and destroy the park. The Great Gazooki held the Master Sword up in the air towards the sun and bolt of lighting came down and made the sword glow and eerie teal color. The Great Gazooki pointed the sword to Viper and it ended up in Thrill Planet then he pointed the Master Sword to 'Cuda Falls and it turned into....

Magnum XL-200

Venom

Then theme parks would be dead! What's worse than having to settle for a carnival with mostly kiddie rides?

The Long Road to Victory which was the world's longest lazy river. It stretched from Splash Planet all the way to Florida. Meanwhle, Her0ofLime went to Splash Planet and with the wave of the Master Sword a roller coaster appeared from out of nowhere and landed on The Long Road to Victory. The magical XYZ wanted the coaster there in the first place, so Splash Planet had to change its name to Thrill Planet and they added more dry rides...

Darien Lake moved Extreme Skateboard Coaster across from Ride of Steel because the coaster interfered with the Ignite the Night show. Then the evil BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunnnn) decided to make a trip to Darien Lake and found out that he was too big to ride the kiddie coaster no mater how he told the ride operator that he was a credit whore and like to ride kiddie coasters...

Iron Rattler

Decided to come up with a more awesome story starring the Great Gazooki who was DarienLaker's alibi. The Great Gazooki was an alien life form from the planet weird and loved Darien Lake so much that he bought it. The Great Gazooki renamed Ride of Steel as "Superhero: The Ride" and repianted Mind Eraser to an orange track with purple supports. The Great Gazooki lived at Darien Lake in the Galaxy Theater were he kept all his theme park memorabilia, but when somebody from TPR asked him if any of his theme park memorabilia was for sale he said "I wouldn't sell all this stuff at all!". The Great Gazooki's favorite ride at Darien Lake was Viper and he fought tooth and nail when Her0ofLime wanted to buy Darien Lake from him...

Lifeguards were always on duty and were trained to prevent injuries and rider deaths on all the slides and pools at Splash Planet. *** Going back to the present day (2013), we find DarienLaker (me) developing a plot for Darien Lake to reopen 'Cuda Falls and for them to build a Gerstlauer spinning coaster. The plot was approved by the proper authorities and were ready to go in 2014. But Darien Lake ran into two problems with the spinning coaster, They couldn't find a place for it and also Tony Hawk denied Darien Lake the rights to use his name and likeness to theme it. As for the reopening of 'Cuda Falls, they had no problems with that except for not having enough inner tubes for all four slides...

He0ofLime's Revenge a giant 300 feet tall speed slide complex and it was possessed by coolkid's ghost who turn the water in the slides to green slime. The Ghostbusters were called into the Splash Planet water park to destroy coolkid's ghost, but they failed and coolkid's ghost flew off to Darien Lake and turn the water in the 'Cuda Falls slides to slime with help from Slimer. The Ghostbusters were sent on a wild ghost chase between them and coolkid's ghost...

But Six flags Great America already had remove Goliath and Tony Hawk's Big Spin before the bomb was even placed. Then Six Flags lost the rights to use Tony Hawk (again) and Goliath and Tony Hawk's Big Spin was sent to The Great Escape as "Pandemonium", but the bomb mysteriously reappeared and was detonated and destroyed The Great Escape...

I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the park

Darien Laker (me!) becomes the CEO of Six Flags and brought back the rights to use Tony Hawk and decided to build the world's largest spinning coaster at Six Flags Great America called "Goliath and Tony Hawk's Big Spin". The coaster towered 290 feet high and had five loops and skateboard theme cars. In order to make room for the ride Six Flags Great America had to get rid of Whizzer, so they sent Whizzer to...

Decided build shuttle loop coaster with an underwater loop. Meanwhile Her0ofLime wanted to move his Random Antarctic Park to Point Pelee Pier and he renamed the park "Random Canadian Park" and the Tony Hawk's Big Spin coaster from Random Antarctic Park was sold to Darien Lake and it was renamed "Extreme Skateboarding Coaster"...

Coolkid and Darien Laker (me!) ended up breaking out of prison and decided to hide out from the law at Random Antarctic Park and rode Frostbender and Top Chill Dragster all day. When the Antarctic police found Coolkid and Darien Laker (me!), they were frozen in ice and were sent back to America in a federal maximum security prison where they spent the rest of eternity without a single coaster to ride. Her0ofLime was happy to get rid of those two people who tried to ruin his Random Antarctic Park and he decided to buy a Gerstlauer spinning coaster and he had gotten the right to use Tony Hawk and the coaster was called "Tony Hawk's Big Spin"...

making Darien Lake, Six Flags Point Pelee Pier, and Random Antarctic Park merge in order to bring back people and to put whole Frostbender hoax behind. The new was name Random Six Flags Darien Point Pelee Lake Pier of the Antarctic despite the fact it was located where the old Darien Lake park Random Six Flags Darien Point Pelee Lake Pier introduced a 525 feet tall stratocoaster called "Top Chill Dragster"...

A rider was killed by the ride and Six Flags Point Pelee Pier had to close Lex Luthor: Drop Of Doom. Six Flags Point Pelee Pier tried selling their Lex Luthor: Drop Of Doom, but no park wanted it because they thought it was unsafe and so Six Flags Point Pelee Pier had to scrap Lex Luthor: Drop Of Doom and it was melted down for tracks to build Darien Lake's new water slide called "Splash of Doom", the world's tallest water slide at 300 feet tall and it was built where 'Cuda Falls was. By now Darien Lake was operating solely as a water park leaving New York state without a major theme park. Most of the flat rides were either sold to the carnival or scrapped. As for the coasters, they all found new homes; Viper went to Six Flags Point Pelee Pier, Ride of Steel went to Random Antarctic Park under name of "Ice pick", Boomerang went to Martin's Fantasy Island, and Mind Eraser went to Kennywood...

Crazy Caterpillar which operated at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Superman: Ultimate Flight's place. Six Flags Discovery Kingdom sent Superman: Ultimate Flight to Busch Gardens Tampa where it operated as "Sahara Skyhawk". Meanwhile at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, Crazy Caterpillar became the most popular ride in the park and everyone had forgot all about Medusa and Six Flags Discovery Kingdom sent Medusa to Random Antarctic Park under the name of...