jamez9579

I can't believe no one has said Damageplan!! I also listen to Metallica, Kid Rock, Buck-O-Nine, Social Distortion, Godsmack, White Stripes..... There's more but I cant think of them off the top of my head

"Eat the Rich" Live - Aerosmith

I had 5 Miller Genuine Drafts then moved on to some Kesslers. Boy do I have a really good buzz going!!

You Are Guinness You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality? Wow a lot of people are Guinness

"and now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose"

"My nipples explode with delight!"

Hey Wally just wanted to say that I gonna have to kick some back tonight in your honor have a good one man

hey what is the dude doing by that pole?!?!

Boobs

Homer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........something

hey my name is James I love to race dirt track. I also love roller coasters (duh!) i also love Metallica. I am 26 and I live in Fresno ( short but to the point)

congragulations!!! Welcome to the wonderful world of home ownership. I have owned 3 houses in my life. I have pictures of my current house during construction, but they are on my computer and it died . I love my house, I only paid $209 for it 4 years ago 5 beds 3 baths almost 3000 sq ft

Male Fat Guy: "HEY! I found my penis!

yes, but I have to go on it cause my daughter loves it are we all just dust in the wind?

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!!!!! there is another person here on TPR that lives in Fresno!!! My Marker is close to the shop that my race car is at. if you put it on satellite imagery you can see a field with a small track in it but one cool thing is that you can see a train coming up to the shaw ave crossing

I had one of my wisdom teeth out on friday. It sucked and I am still in pain. Thank the maker for codeine!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmm urinal fresh!

<-----Hopelessly Addicted to The Sims 2 and all related expantion packs Giggity, Giggity, Giggity, Gone!!!!!!!!!

Billy Idol-Eyes Without a Face

I really HATE my computer. I got a virus and now it wont freaking work at all. Also my room mate got mad at my fiance and I because we were watching Metallica's S&M DVD on the symphonic mix too loud at like 11 o'clock at night. she is so freaking childish because at 9 am the next morning she started ranting and raving about the previous night then proceeded to play crap music loudly to wake us up (we were already awake) so we just left. She then did it the following day but we just hung out in our room and ignored her. She is almost 40 and acting like she is 13 she is so freaking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

my roomate it such a stupid (insert expletive here)! we gave her a 30 day notice in Aug. she didn't leave in Sept. and we now have to take her to court. we have taken almost everything away we took our couches and kitchen table, we took our washer and dryer and today she went and bought a washer and dryer. she doesn't help pay ANYTHING! just runs it up my fiance' and I came home one day during summer and the ac was at 62 degrees!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?! Yesterday I found sugar in the fuel cell of my race car, but whoever did it was stupid because race gas is 110 octane and leaded so the sugar doesnt have the same effect. Thank you for letting me rant here

I HATE MY ROOMATE (long story)

I love manual. I got a 5 speed finally after 6 years and I missed it! My only regret is that my race car is not a manual yet because I am still getting used to drive it on a dirt track

I am Henry the 8th I am