Pure Impurity

Here's an 8-lane version at Dreamworld's water park. Just in case you were interested.

^...Or is it...? Nice update, as usual.

Seriously; Pilgrim's Plunge looks like one awesomely F-ed - up attraction!

Nice! Did Mr. Freeze get a new paint job?

Holy s#!%sicles!!! I friggin' NEED to visit the City Museum!

OMG! You found the Bat Cave!

Please tell me someone tried either the "Spontaneous Combustion," or the "Ass Blaster!" -Nick "Or both? " Zalenski

Don't you mean Kings Dominion? EDIT: And that's next tour. EDIT 2: Revenge of the EDIT: And still, even with the the trims, I nearly blacked-out! Nice updates, so far!

Leslie better not be weirder than me! ... Damn it, she's weirder than me! (It's a sign of the Apocalypse!)

It's so random... I love it!

...CASEYFISH!!! Caseyfish promptly tackled Barack, only to reveal that he was actually Ryan! (There's no reason to let someone else continue there; there's only one possibility.) Ryan said, "Dude! You caught me! And all I wanted to do was..." (Once again, pretty obvious, but I'll let someone else take over.)

...the 2012 apocalypse. The village immediately dismissed his claims, and went back to fishing for rabid chickens. On his way out, the donkey heard someone yell, "Jackass!" The donkey looked back, and...

Me want Coca-Cola machine!

*Soils pants in most epic way possible.*

^Yeah, it's hard to figure out if this is one credit, or two. But I'm thinkin' the two tracks are different enough to be two credits.

...explode. The person who served them the ice cream...

I don't watch the World Cup. (And you totally pwned me, too.) Is your glass half full (yes), or half empty (no)?

Hot damn! "DVD worthy" TPR footage is only made better when it's as "fresh" as this! Nick "I'm gonna need a tissue" Zalenski.

*Borat voice* "High five!"

^Oh yeah. I've seen that program many times!

Just like its partner, Shockwave, it had to go... ...Well, at least I got the credit!

Who's Rick Sebak?

Wow! It's over already?! Is the reason that the last two trips have been so short due to "get two for the price of one" deal talked about back in October? Oh well, I still have enjoyed these updates!

Since I missed the fair post, I must ask: Why does Germany get all the GOOD fair rides? And there's not much to say about Phantasialand; it looks awesome, as always.

Still, though, it's not over 9,000!