The Bebes

Yeah, I'm pretty fearless alright!!!!!! -Mr Bebe

And MORE duckies!!!!!! Pixieland Ducky & Oakland Zoo Ducky Big Mike photo vs Bebes photo Lady Bebe searches high and low around the picnic area. Where IS that duck??? he he he Proof!!! The Asian Blackjack Dealer Ducky!!!! Big Mike photo vs Bebes photo Oh No!!! There's the ducky.... covered in SPIDERWEBS!!!!! Mr Bebe gracefully retrieves the duck with a stick Proof!!! The Mr. Peanut Ducky!!!

Wait til you see them ALL together at the end of the report!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!

WEDNESDAY August 8, 2012 Road Trip to WHERE???? Part 3 We got up early and headed out to our next destination. Where could we be going today??? California license plates are issued in order featuring (1) number, (3) letters, and (3) numbers. If you time it out just right, they might issue you a plate that reads : SEXY GOOO. 10:38am our first stop of the day: Pixieland, just outside of Oakland, California. Sorry you have to see this David, but here is their choo choo train. In an effort to stay current, they outfitted the carousel with a Spiderman Trilogy theme (the Sam Raimi version, DUH!) There it is! The Pixieland Dragon Coaster. This will be our 200th credit!!! EFFF NO!!!! Lady Bebe WILL NOT make this #200!!!! We move on... ...to the picnic area. What's that up there? ANOTHER hidden Big Mike Ducky???!!!!! Yep! And, once again, it's covered in spiderwebs. EEEEeeeeeeewwwwwww! 10:53am We're back on the road toward our next destination The Oakland Zoo They have a Tiger Coaster here, but once again, Lady Bebe says "NO!!!! Kiddie Coaster WILL NOT be #200!!!!" What WILL our #200 coaster be???? Mr. Bebe is awfully eager to check out the Crocodile Cove picnic area. He heard that there is a rare breed of bird nesting in there. There's the nest... crafted out of leaves and SPIDERWEBS!!!!! Mr Bebe fearlessly reaches into the nest and calmly retrieves the bird. The RARE Hidden Big Mike Monocle Duck. It's our 11th Ducky!!!! We know how much ILoveRides David enjoys weird animal parts... so here's some Giraffe Butts for David!!!! We looked for these quiet coyotes all day long, but couldn't find any. They must be Uber-Stealthy!!! Tortoise Butt for David Sony, the 36" LCD Monitor Zebra Butt for David Warthog balls for David Lady Bebe shows what kind of athlete she is by eating an Icee with one hand and holding a water bottle in the other hand, all while riding on a giant ladybug Porn stars Dueling reptiles The Amazon Milk Frog. FACT: When it feels threatened, it spews out poisonous jizz. My favorite moment from the movie Independence Day: "Realeasssssse meeeee....." Goat Butt The Flying Frog Brothers Dueling amphibians RARE Desert Bebe Tortoise Monkey Butt Leeza Gibbon RARE South American White Teddy Common American Garden Hose Snake Australian Blue Neck Genie Crane For fast acting headache relief... Choose Bear VERY RARE California LadyBebe And we're off to our next destination!!!! Santa Cruz!!! This was the view from our budget motel bathroom It was Pepsi can Wednesday at the Boardwalk. We exchanges an empty Pepsi can for an $11 unlimited ride wristband. Lines were long all night. We rode the carousel (one of the rare Ring-Grabbers still operating), checked out the new Haunted Castle (not bad), a ride on Giant Dipper (YES!), a long wait for Fireball (Always super fun!), Space Race bumper cars (fun!), Cave Train Adventure (lame)... ... a REALLY long wait for Rock-o-Plane (OUR FIRST!!! AND Super fun!!!! But painful.) And finished the night with two more laps on Giant Dipper (EASILY the best wooden coaster in Nor-Cal... maybe the best coaster in Nor-Cal, PERIOD.) What a monster day we had!!!! What does tomorrow have in store for us???? To Be Continue......

My bad. I was quite sure I heard you mentioning that you were excited about the Elephant Vag, but not so crazy about trains!!!

Thanks Bob! Here's another one The Bebes collected up north!!!! Comparison photo Sonoma Train Town ducky!

The Bebes got in without a child or any hassle, though we did get a strange staredown at the ticketbooth : "2 adult tickets please".

TUESDAY August 7, 2012 Road Trip to WHERE???? Part 2 We got up early and headed out to our next destination. Where could we be going today??? After a nice little drive through Napa Valley, we arrived at our destination.... Sonoma Train Town We managed to snag a PRIMO PARKING SPOT right near the entrance... ...despite the hoards of parents and their children eager to fight their way through the crowd and get into the bustling park! Yeah, we're gonna ride that there train. The Engine Here it is!!! Lady Bebe grabs her 9,255th credit, if you count these things too. The pretty grounds Fearlessly, Lady Bebe crosses the train tracks WITHOUT looking both ways first!!! She MUST be on some sort of MISSION!!! For a tasty beverage? Hmmmm, what's Mr. Bebe looking at up there? Whatever it is, it requires to be knocked down with a stick. A hidden Big Mike DUCKY!!!!!! It was covered in spiderwebs and surrounded by spiders, but Mr Bebe got it down. There was still a spider on it after it fell to the ground. Sorry, PETA people..... we killed it!!!! It's a Choo-Choo train conductor ducky!!!! AT TRAINTOWN!!!!! And then we whored it up on the Dragon Coaster!!!! Interesting, that the Dragon Coaster at Traintown has a ladder standing by right next to its' highest point, just in case it stalls, so that people aren't stuck up there for over two hours...... Unlike some OTHER Nor-Cal park!!!! Speaking of which...... We headed over to Six Flags Discovery Kindom to try our luck on the recently re-opened Superman: Ultimate Flight at SFDK!!! CREDIT # 199 for The Bebes!!!!! What might be our #200???!!!!! Lady Bebe LOVED S:UF!!!! Well, no.... not really. The Bebes both agreed that S:UF was a solid, fun ride. But, it was nothing SPECIAL. We'd rate it #3 at the park behind Medusa & V2. If you're interested in the ride specifics, read on: SPOILERS: S:UF launches riders out a tunnel to start. The tunnel is neat, as lights ignite as you fly past them toward the exit. You travel about half-way up before going backward through the station, gaining speed. One of the best parts of the ride is when you lose momentum going backward, before flying through the station again. There is a really nice POP of air as you reach the top and level out. The remainder of the ride was meh. END SPOILERS No Loose Articles EXCEPT SPORTS BOTTLES????? YEP, here it is.... The Sport Bottle holder at the loading station! AWESOME!!!! I've had to hide SO MANY sports bottles, only to have them GONE when I get off the ride. Also, I might mention that operations for S:UF were INCREDIBLE! I was concerned with only a 12 person capacity on a single-train launcher that the line would CRAWL. But they were working really hard to get people on & off the ride as fast as possible, and were even calling for single riders out of the line! KUDOS SFDK!!!! AND they're selling Beer & margaritas now??!!!! We didn't see too many shows, but made it a point to see the elephant show. It's the best show there, but that's not saying much. VAG Si Vu Cock Lady Bebe LOVES QAQ!!!! Mr Bebe obliterates a sno-cone We went back for one more ride on Superman:Ultimate Flight, only to arrive as it broke down. FAIL. We went to Vertical Velocity instead. After getting off, Superman was running again, so we headed over, only to be turned away because Mr Bebe was wearing a camera bag. Attached to his belt. Secure in every way. "That needs to go in a locker, sir." So we left the park. And, as it would turn out, there IS a crane standing by NOW. We traveled to our overnight accommodations in Martinez, CA. Where might we be going tomorrow??? To Be Continued....

Awwww, thanks Big Mike!! -Lady Bebe

Megan, We didn't notice any orange tape. We also didn't really inquire about the coaster. There was NO ONE in the rides area and a bunch of kids on the water slide. Starbucks Bob, We noticed that same bit of irony!!!! Chuck, We're cursed!!!!!! Curses!!!!!

Congrats on the DUCKY finds, Bob!!! The Bebes ALSO scored some new duckies!!!! See the proofs below!!! BLACKBEARDS JOHN'S INCREDIBLE PIZZA - ROSEVILLE Big Mikes Clue vs OUR View THE DUCK! Big Mikes clue vs OUR view The DUCK!

MONDAY August 6, 2012 Road Trip to WHERE???? Part 1 The car is packed... Identification. Money. Itinerary. CHECK! The car is all gassed up... The tires have air... ROAD SNACKS! Where could we be going??? Bravo Farms Cheese Factory? Yep!!! Bravo Farms has one heck of a bad-a$$ coaster on site, that NOBODY knows about!!!! And here it is!!! Lady Bebe grabs her 9,254th credit, becoming the all-time rollercoaster riding leader!!!! If you count these things. No, not really. This was just a pit stop at a quaint little shop. Onward toward our real destination!!!! Blackbeard's Cap-n-Kids in Fresno, CA. There would be NO WHORING here. But that's OK. We didn't actually come for the rollercoaster. We came for something else....... A hidden Big Mike DUCKY!!!!!! Got it!!! And it's a pirate! Arrrrrrgggh!!!! Then we went to Rotary Storyland to get ANOTHER DUCK. But they were CLOSED!!!! Noooooooooo....... ...ooooooooooooo!!!!!!! It's right in that well!!!! I can..... Almost..... Reach.... It..... Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuckieeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Unable to retrieve the Storyland Ducky, we headed back out onto the road. Were we going to PRISON???? For duck-napping??? Were we driving all the way to INDIA???? For tasty curry? Were we going to RENO???? For blackjack & hookers? Nope. It's John's Incredible Pizza in Roseville, just outside of Sacramento. For PIZZA???? For ROLLERCOASTERS???? Nope. For another DUCKY!!! AND PIZZA!!!! Yea!!!! While TPR was enjoying ERT on i305 at ECB, The Bebes enjoyed ERT on Incredible Express. AT NIGHT!!!! OMFG!!! It was AMAZE-BALLZ!!!! Even with 2 TPR members present, the line for Incredible Express looked like THIS!!! We finished WHORING and drove to our overnight accommodations in NAPA VALLEY... Where could we be headed NEXT??? To Be Continued......

Ten seems to be the magic number. Lock it!

Of course The Bebes will take Kentucky Derby Horse #20. Now the only question is: What size will the shirt be????

With picks #23 - #28, The Bebes (Lady Bebe) picks...................... {{{{{{{{{ DRUMROLL }}}}}}}}}}}} DUH!!!! Kentucky Derby Horses #14, #15, #16, #17, #18 & #19. And, lock me in for 11 duckies!!!!! AND.... A xoxo - Lady Bebe

Thanks for sharing our crazy Duck Hunt in your thread Big Mike!!!! It was actually really fun to go around and find them all.

Nice pickup Griffy! But I have 6!!!!!!

Erik, Thanks for saving The Bebes $65 plus travel costs. I don't think I've ever wanted to NOT go somewhere so bad. And Robb pumps up this "World of Beers" place so much!!!!!!!

You're generally pretty excited about most everything (when the Bebes are involved)!

SuperShawn asked the Bebes to take his Knotts ducky pic, so here it is!!!! Good luck SuperShawn!!!!! Knotts Ducky

The Bebes will be Coasting for Kids tomorrow at Knotts. If you're there, make sure to say "HI BEBES!!!!!"

SERIOUSLY!

You will have the image in a brief moment. Did you guys eat at John's? Details dammit! Details!

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND May 26-27, 2012 Adventure City, Duck Hunt, and MANTA THE SETUP: One Day Earlier: Friday May 25th. Mr Bebe went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and obtained Big Mike's hidden ducky from the spiderweb infested tires behind the old filling station that used to house the Riddler's Revenge on-ride photo booth. DUCK #1 captured! THE PLAN: We had purchased tickets to see Cirque du Soliel's new show TOTEM in San Diego on Sunday May 27, 2012. We planned on leaving for San Diego on Saturday around 2pm, and hit Adventure City in Buena Park along the way, picking up TWO brand new credits. THE PRICE: It cost us each $15 and a funny look from the cashier to get into Adventure City. It's basically a kids park, and there is some sort of "rule" that you must have a kid with you to get in. But they let us through, no prob. THE ADVENTURE: They had a very nice looking carousel Oooohhhhhh artsy THE HERO: Lady Bebe has always desired a job in the Civil Services. She inquired with the Police And then showed the Fire Dept just how MANLY she could be They felt she was better off working the farm circuit There was a pen that had a pig resting his head on a giant tortoise. Lady Bebe felt obliged to rub the pork belly The Oinker succumbed to Lady Bebes advances and promptly rolled over Make your own sexual innuendo using the three words in this sign: ENTER - PULL - COCK. They had a small drop ride We headed toward the BIG ride in the park, Tree Top Racers. Lady Bebe turned out to be too small to ride it Just kidding! That photo was doctored. The Bebes got in line for Tree Top Racers, a rickety wild mouse coaster. The vehicles that you ride in are quite interesting, and extremely cavernous inside Tree Top Racers in action! The paint job looked quite new and vibrant Lady Bebe's in that Racer. You can barely see her Next up: Freeway Coaster Remember kids: SAFETY FIRST. NO Texting while driving. Bebe..... Bebe...... Freeway Coaster in Action! This little kiddie ride was a bit painful for an adult to ride. A bit too small, as I felt I was going to topple over the edges of the cars. The teenager in front of us kept yelling, "AAAhhhggg!!! Mah Kneez, Mah Kneez!!!!" Adventure City seems to be pretty heavy on the "transportation" theme. After getting off the Freeway, Lady Bebe decided to try the bus They also have an airport And a train station Choo Choo! The train almost crashed as they drove by Lady Bebe We thanked the mayor of Adventure City for bending their strict rules, and he gave us a MANLY MAYOR pose!!!! THE TWIST: En route to San Diego, we decided to go get two of the three duckies that were in San Diego. The first: Boomers in El Cajon. We found it at the third hole of one of the courses. There was a family playing at the hole and they must have thought we were pretty odd! DUCK #2! THE INCITING INCIDENT: We headed off to Belmont Park, passing right by Seaworld, home of the 3rd Duck that we WEREN'T getting. We grabbed the Belmont Ducky and headed out. DUCK #3! TO SEAWORLD! We had previously discussed coming BACK to San Diego to ride the new coaster MANTA, which just opened TODAY (MAY 26, 2012). There was only 2hrs left before they closed. ANOTHER new credit. A BRAND NEW ride. A DUCK. We couldn't resist. We bought FUNCARD season passes and headed in. Screw the new coaster! We went right for the DUCK. We actually got quite the nice tour of the VERY LONG layout of the Manta coaster as we traversed its course trying to find the hiding ducky. DUCK #4! THE RIDE: We managed three rides on Manta. It was a really fun ride!!! Not especially tall or fast, but it made the best of it's limitations and has some of the most intense POPS you'll find, especially near the back. The seating was comfy, the ride was smooth (1st day, it better be!), and the staff was jazzed and trying their best to keep pumping trains through. Best of all, they offered a FREE 2hr fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo. THE SIDEKICKS: While waiting in line for our third lap, someone yelled out, "Hey Bebes!!!" It was ChickenBowl (Jeremy), X2CoasterFreak (Andrew), and Jeremy's brother Tristan. They cut to the REAR of the line just to hang with the Bebes, and we all paired up for Front Row rides to end the day. A short while back, ILoveRides posted a photo of Spears and Bumblebee posing the question: Manly Pose or Serious Face? JoJo replied (and I concur), "Seriously Manly". IT'S OFFICIAL. The next day we headed to the Del Mar Fairgrounds for our Cirque du Soliel show TOTEM. It was really good! We've seen at least a dozen Cirque shows and it was one of the better ones. You can PM The Bebes for opinions on other shows. We left San Diego around 4pm and headed to a friends house in LaVerne. It just so happens that John's Incredible Pizza was on the way (sorta). DUCK #5! AND... John's has a coaster credit that the Bebes don't have yet. It was running! We were allowed to ride! BUT WE DIDN'T. We're just not as big of Whores as you all think we are!!!! That being said, John's looked like a really good discount pizza buffet. It was clean and had a ton of options. The arcade area was big and even had a legit carnival ride (other than the kiddie coaster). We might just go back to eat and play (and probably whore it up, too!!!!) THE FINALE: What's in this tree? What's in THIS tree? AHA! DUCK #6! Yeah, Scandia was on the way(ish) to our friends house too. Mr Bebe poses with his newly adopted children. Happy Memorial Day!!!! THE END.