Zoltan_Kodaly

^ I like the name, simply because it reminds me of: "Hey theeerrreeee... this is the MA-li-BOOM-er! Hang on, 'cause this ride's... a BUH-LAST!!!" -Michael "the Maliboomer safety recording is deathly annoying" Meharry

I sincerely doubt that they would have the "cuisine" segment. I know that there's alot of people (like me) who would gladly do the physical tasks just for fun, for the experience. However, the whole "eating reindeer testicles and pig heart smoothie" thing is not what a paying park guest would call "entertainment". There has to be the hope of a serious prize. I know that if there was not anything at least $50,000 waiting for me, I would never eat the gross stuff - much less pay $50 to do it!

Ahh yeah I've always wanted to get on the Tree Topper! I've never heard of ANYONE who's actually rode that thing! But looking at their website, no amusement park could get more hilariously Canadian: Take a ride on the Sissiboo Sizzler Flume, as it floats down Shubenacadie River! Then slide down the Fundy Splash! Hahaha, thumbs up for the Bay of Fundy! It's wet, and it's a geography lesson! But Canada sucks so much for coasters, this year at my homepark, Calaway Park, they're doing something even better than getting a new coaster. In celebration of Alberta's Centennial, they're renaming their Arrow Corkscrew from "Corkscrew" to "Vortex!" Awesome!!! I haven't been there in years, but I might have to go check this beast out!

Okay what would be so incredibly perfect for this idea would be the Cantilevered Coaster, http://www.cantileveredcoaster.com/ The park would have the first ever, a prototype, get TONS of press, and the ride: It starts like the normal jeep ride idea, you're on the road just like in the first movie, but when the storm comes and the dinosaurs get loose, the car jumps off the track and this way it can get blasted or go down hills, and "jump canyons" and even go off little jumps and hop over logs in your path and because of the hidden track system underneath, it would actually feel like you're in a runaway jeep. Of course, the amount of money and land for something like this would be mind-boggling, but if anyone could pull a ride like that off, it is definitely Universal.

Wood - Haven't been on many woodies, and I'm not a big fan of Ghostrider, so I'd have to say Tremors backseat! Steel - X, and the Mindbender HELLS YES. Not the one at SFOG, but at Galaxyland in West Edmonton Mall! Oh man, within 3 seconds you plunge from the metal beams at the top of the building to below walkways and track and what seems like a beyond-vertical plunge into hell itself, man I love that thing. http://www.rcdb.com/ig193.htm?picture=3

^ I was just thinking that. We need a token lesbian! Or at least someone to channel the embodiment of a lesbian's demeanor. I nominate myself! (Woah with the big words that probably aren't used properly)

This is the best topic ever. I'm not a flaming gay, but you know all those girls who dance in bars really annoyingly, wiggling their hips and jamming right up into their girlfriends, to play on the "oooh I'm a hot lesbian but I like boys" thing? Well, I'm the male version of that, and I jam right up to all my straight male friends. They like the attention. Bars are gross.

What better place to have my very first post on the glorious TPR, but posting a picture of me! Haha, this looks more like me! But the question:: which one??? It's impossible to tell!! Doesn't really look like me. Isn't it annoying when people post pics and are all like, "Oh this totally doesn't look like me but here it is!" Yeah, this doesn't look like me.