Louise

Something tells me that that SHOULD be illegal, like it's so wrong it can't possibly legal.

The responses of other people should've told me not to watch that. I lasted until the British monkey had a tea-party with the fuzzy-puppy-kitten-thing that was playing the part of some other animal. Then I lost the will to live.

^ LOL, we're killing Tom?! I'd rather shoot the scals than the emos to be honest, the emos will all kill themselves in the end anyway.

I'm starting a new trend. MID-BOOB!!!!

Scary new haircut:

Over 6000.... Wow. It was only a couple of weeks ago that we were counting down (up) to 5000!!

Your average store-bought bar of chocolate contains EIGHT insect-legs. Apparently this is gospel-truth-definite-fact, but how the hell do they know? It's kinda worrying.

^ You have a really cool sense of style, I don't ever remember seeing a picture of you where I didn't love what you were wearing.

^^ Ugh, damn you, I'll probably spend hours on this now, I hate for anything to beat me. I was stuck on Level 3 for a while simply because I didn't get what I was supposed to be doing. Checked the hints and I understand the methodology now. Jack, Level 5 was the EASIEST so far (apart from 1, obviously)!! Just gotta think about the right way. Look at the text on the screen, and think about songs. Don't forget the Google toolbar, what might you use Google for in relation to a song? Try that, and then use the information to answer the question you're being asked.

By the look of things, no. Doesn't that tell you anything?

^ Haha, I just came in to post that exact same rant. It makes no sense to me.

You're not alcohol ignorant, they aren't sold in the US as far as I know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WKD It's an acquired taste, ridiculously sweet. I'm not an alcopop fan but after all the cocktails and shooters it was all I could stomach. I'll buy you one when you're over here. And then drink it when you don't like it.

Not beer or wine, but check out the amount of vodka on the table!

*BUMP* Is this gonna happen every page now?

^ Ewww. Mine wasn't too bad. Grey/black skirt/trousers, white shirt, grey tie with gold stripes, and grey sweatshirt with gold logo. Black shoes. But my high school has gone seriously down hill recently, and they now have a new headteacher, she turned around some of the Oldham schools that were having problems with race riots. She's introducing blazers.... The scals are rejoicing.

Tom: Make a trip to Steak N Shake. For me. Please. And have fun, I'm not at all jealous.

Nope, he's a gay guy. And I'm pretty sure it ain't just an act! So I have no clue what Taylor means.

Be glad you were not banned. People on the stupid DISBoards have been banned for much less. Are you really really bitter towards the DISBoard people for some reason? Everywhere I look, you're mentioning them. Just curious.

^ Is that a big-ass hamster or a small-arse snake?! Mind you, my friend once had a hamster which grew to almost the size of a guinea pig. We renamed him Sumo.

Gutted.

^ I have absolutely no clue. I can't for the life of me see how it will ever be even remotely useful to me, unless I choose a career as a researcher of grammar. But who the hell would do that?! It was my only compulsory module this semester, so unfortunately I was stuck with it, and will continue to be so unless I pass it this week.

It was never really slow here, but it's like lightning now. Chat seems much much faster too. :: shrug ::

It's Lexical-Functional Grammar in Syntactic Theory and it's officially the HARDEST. CLASS. EVER. I'm almost looking forward to failing the damn exam for this one just so I never have to look at another stupid textbook or handout for it ever again. Oh wait, if I fail that means I have to do re-sits and not travel next summer.... Waaaahhhhh!! Sorry Elissa, the Advil's in the mail!

"Above the lexical category VP, we get one or two functional projections. The operator is the head because it fills the I (or C) of the IP (or CP), it is also the morphological locus (where the present or past tense shows up) and it can select its complement. Still, at the same time, there is some sense in which the lexical verb is also head-like, for instance in that it provides the core meaning, it decides what kind of subject there can be. We can say that C and I are functional; heads of the clause in that they provide information in the form of functional features, whereas the lexical head of the clause, V, provides the content information. The lexical category and the functional categories can then be said to be co-heads of their phrase, they form the spine of the clause." WHAT?! No, seriously, WHAT?! WTF does this mean? THESE EXAMS SUCK!!!!

^ Umm, Louise has been up and working for several hours now thank you very much, we're not all lazy dossabouts like you. Oh, and PS, DIE!!!