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All part of the Get Jahan Laid Fund! Thanks for the TR Robb. It was great, and so awesome that you are doing this report from half way around the world. Too much love Robb! You update whiner whores better stay quiet! Ya'll have been doing well for a while! Once again, Thanks Robb(AND Elissa)!

wow, there were some priceless pictures taken at Kennywood! Terrance on Racer, Elissa's Worst photo EVER, and Chris in a rare moment of Tiara usage . The things people miss on these trips!!

^ Yup, Worlds of Fun in Missouri. But when it's light rain they don't shut the rides down. It's only when the lighting start.

AWESOME! Too bad parks like this wouldn't last a week in California! Sucks about the rain though. I went to Worlds of Fun last week and they shut down most of the rides due to the rain, which kind of sucked, but then again I would hate for those raindrops to be punching me in the face like they always do on the good rides. Thanks for the updates!!

I was just laughing from picturing this scene in my head. and the lifeguard running out of the way. The poor lifeguard probably had his life flash before his life. So, just a quick(and probably dumb question). I know that the sign said Mt.Olympus WATER and Themepark. Does that mean that(this is what I was talking about being the stupid part) the themepark and the water park are togeher. I mean like, is it like Magic Mountain, how it has a single entrance for the park, and a single entrance for Hurricane Harbor?

Wow, that video was amazing! I'm in such shock and disbelief, yet I'm amazed! You and Casey are my heroes as of now.

That picture of Jahan with the height sign should be the main picture for the Get Jahan Laid Fund(if that is still going on, because technically, he got laid by that yummy carny)! Horay for a Kidtums picture. Robb, as another nagging favor, can you PLEASE bring the rain back to L.A. It's been too hot lately! JK! Have fun everyone! I'm loving the pictures and the P.O.V with the scary bear!

NO, not ORANGE CROCS! ANYTHING but Orange Crocs! On a serious note, just like everyone else has been saying, people really need to be more appreciative of Robb and Elissa's work. Honestly, they are doing these TRs and mini-updates for us readers as a FAVOR! The least you(whiners, complainers, shenanigan lovers and selfish people) could do is thank them instead of abusing them. So, has Kidtums gotten her first statue credit yet? Seems like everyone has except for her! She needs to be included in the fun of statue credit whoring! I mean, she can't get any coaster credits, so might as well let her touch a few dirty statues...before Terrance does.... Jen "about to punch whiners in the uterus so they can't procreate" Raphael

NOOOOOO!!!! All you whiners, shut up or keep the whining to yourself. Some people actually are saving up money for future trips!::points to self:: You all look like your having so much fun. Lucky rich people!!!!

wow... now I really need to go to one of these trips! I thought skinned hot dogs and statue humpings were amazing, but now people are getting pounded. Sorry, but I'm about to break a posting rule by wishing that I was there. I WANT MORE UPDATES NOW! blaaaah Just Kidding!! I don't want to be a TR Update whore. Jen "I hope I don't get banned for making a JOKE about wanting more updates" Raphael

That was a great video Morgan. The part where whomever it was almost pummelled the little kid down made me laugh so hard! These trips look so amazing. I can't wait till I get to go on one. Thanks for the zoomed in version Robb! I was right, it WAS Ed and Hector...and people with midget legs!

I love how you can tell from far away where James "Emoboy" is sitting. I love his hair! And Ed...and is that Hector I also see? Wow, what a great photo this is! Thanks once again for all the updates(photos, videos, AND of course, MS Paint).

I'll be going there four days after you. And then Worlds of Fun august 20th

As the un-official official translator of the German part of the Mini-Europe Trip, I feel compelled to answer this question G'Sengste Sau geh ZENGS steh Sauw It means "burning mad pig" in a strange, southern German kind of slang. Nice try, MrMorgan, but not quite right It's more like "Gzenk-teh Zauw" I think. And it's spelled "G'sengte Sau", without the extra-s . Just like Robb spelled it. I like your translation, though Word by word it would be "singed sow". This term is normally used for your typical, "I'm-driving-160-miles-per-hour-on-the-autobahn-LEGALLY" and "why-should-I-slow-down-in-this-turn" kind of driver. When they see one, most Germans will say: "He's driving like a singed sow!" Ok, smart-a$$-mode off. Tripsdrill is awesome. And your photos capture that nicely, Robb! I don't know who's being the smart a$$, but our other German friends also told us it litterally meant "burning mad pig" (as well as a term for someone driving insanely fast.) I thank both you and Morgan for helping translate, but I'm not sure there was any reason to get so nit picky. Sorry Robb, I didn't want to offend anyone. The main reason I wrote was to add the mad-driving thing. Now re-reading it, it really looks like I put the wrong emphasis. Sorry to MrMorgan if I may have sounded a bit offending. No offence intended. Next time I'm trying to refrain from my nit-pickiness. holy crap I should've kept my mouth shut.... Like many users on this site, I believe those Europe Fanboys totally went through puberty in the queue at the site of the "HOTTman" woman(someone had to say it, and if it wasn't going to be some 15 year old boy, then I'll go for it).

wow, the parks in Europe are so beautiful. This one especially. Does anyone know how the name of that ride is pronounced? Is there going to be another instructional video this year on how to pronounce a foreign word(I'm referring to the video of Bobbejaanland of course)? Was that Kidtums' first Lou Boob credit? Congrats KT!

out of all the photos I've seen with Ed, when does he NOT look scared? Gosh that boat ride looks like an accident waiting to happen! Thanks for the TR! Kidtums is just too adorable for words, as always.

OH, I'm going to Universal Studios tomorrow....for work...again! But as a trip or visit type thing, it'll probably be Knott's.

Well that makes me feel slightly better about missing TM last year However i do wonder is White Canyon the worst so far? No actually, Montezum is the worst. I went on it when I visited my family a couple of years ago. It made the exact same noises as Magnus Colossus multiplied by 100, and wherever you sit, you're bound to get whiplash. It's just like one of those rides that you wonder why you got on it in the first place.

NICE! And I do have to agree with you, the Florida one kicks our butt...JUST A LITTLE BIT! Because they have fire...and two launches.

Coming from a person that works at a theme park and requested not to be scheduled during HHN because I'm such a scaredy cat, I would have to say that the Grudge maze was one of my favorites. Basically you see the girl everywhere you look, but there are some cool elements like you get to walk through her hair(well, I didn't because I was crawling mostly) and they had some crazy people crawling up on walls from what I remember.

Oh, when did you visit Universal? I probably saw you(I work on Revenge of the Mummy). You're one of the few lucky people that actually get away with taking a picture of the loading platform. But I'm glad you enjoyed it! Great TR!!

I think Wes wins! OH God That one was so great! If you people haven't seen it, click on the link! There are some really funny ones!

Yeah, I saw video of Mamba. I'm really looking forward to it. Looks like it has great airtime on the second drop. Do any of these parks have single rider lines? I kinda plan on going by myself

Great Video!! Robb and Kidtums just relaxing and having fun, everyone having a good time, not worrying about trip updates, THAT'S the payoff of updates! Oh Self-operated rides, you will always be an amusement to all!