10. George Bush
9. pEoPl3 wHo tYpE lyke ThhiS!11!1!
8. Breakfast cereals that get kids to type like that ^ (A Reeses cereal box had instructions on how to "type cool")
7. Mainstream rap and pop music (50 Cent, Black Eye Peas, Backstreet Boys, etc.)
6. Misleading websites
5. Commercials
4. Kids who don't listen
3. Rude People
2. Greedy people
1. George Bush
I know I said his name twice.
Cyborg: C.O.N.N.O.R.: Cybernetic Organism Normally for Nocturnal Observation and Repair
Hobbit: Bulbo Gamgee-Took of Bywater
Elf: Elrond Telrúnya
Jedi: THOCO CATUC of the planet Zertec
Smurf: Cleft Palate Smurf
Prison Bitch: Fruit Loop
Pimp or Ho: Juan Sin
Superhero: Judge Idiot
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