Engrish done Fuji-Q Style!

[Splash_Mountain]

Look at these ride descriptions...

 

Super Arm:

 

A MUST with a friend! you both get in different gondola and do this and that!

 

the fast spin will drive you nuts~ shake! shake! shake!

 

it's a lot different from what it looks

 

Great ZABOON:

Only attraction where you get to wizz through the 18meter water sprout!! but watch out, you don't wanna be anywhere near when the water splashes~

 

 

Rocky Slides:

The untouched wild life of the Rockies. you might face danger anytime if you don't stay alert! can the log raft safely go through the fast current? A wild water ride.

 

Skid Racing Kart:

Racing over the smooth lanes without slipping requires very though skills. who will go through the checkerd flag in the end?

 

must be over junior high

 

 

There is so many!!

[rcoasters]

Look at these ride descriptions...

 

Super Arm:

A MUST with a friend! you both get in different gondola and do this and that!

 

There is so many!!

 

Hahaha...that's the best ride description I ever read

[philcoaster83]

You can't beat a bit of Engrish.

 

Best one there is the sign on the queue for Fujiyama which states 'Your Memorial Photograph'!

 

I know the ride is rough but surely it wont kill you!

[rollermonkey]

I like the park's weird sense of humor. The signs for Geisha the coaster and the Grasshopper coaster are actually quite funny. (Both are photoshop image plays of Fujiyama.)

 

Then of course there is the very odd theme for Dodonpa. The name is musical notes for drum beats? The cars look like people with their jaws ripped open? WTF?

 

I can't wait to see what weird things they do for a coaster named for the feeling of relief after a rapid succesion of earthquakes, tsunamis and typhoons lead your village to mass riots!