jarmor Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 I decided to make my own reality show focused around my life... its gonna be a pictoral presentation and I have already been contracted to do 2 more seasons! Todays episode is... "Getting dressed with Jarmor..." Geesh my agent just came into my plush bungaloo and woke me up and told me I had 40 minutes to get dressed because I had a working lunch meet with some other important people. Obviously im hysterical because I dont know what to wear... So then I run straight to the wardrobe room to figure out what im gonna wear because its a must that im hot... My fashion consultant was a tad bit late so I start grabbing stuff out the wardrobe room but luckly she came and did what I pay the heiffer to do, get me dressed... So she hands me this shirt right, at first I threw it back at her, you know how suge avery threw that plate of burnt shit at mister, un hum thats how I did it...but then I had a second look at it... Now im like, since I have the most important part of the outfit, the shirt, I need to get some pants to go with them. Now quite naturally it has to be some cargo shorts because thats my style this quarter so she hands me these then run and ducks like she's auditioning for a part in "The jackson 5 part 2 - Daddy joe done whipped them again"... So after I go to my bathroom suite just like the one in comming to america and get the royal balls cleaned I got dressed for my screen test. Now see I have to take several quick shots each morning just to see my outfit from different angles and in different moods and that determines if im gonna wear it or not. I even accesorized it with some of the hottest Chloe shades and some athentic Dolce & Gabanna military dog tags... Here is a close up for some of yall who have never seen the hottest straight off the production line Dolce & Gabanna authentic dog tags... Here are some random shots from my outfit screen test. Its protocol to take a min of 20 pictures per outfit so im only posting a few... And that damn photographer of mines, enrico suave', likes to play around and take these funny pics of me and sell them to the national enquire and the star mag and start stories that im on drugs or hanging out with nicole richie and linsey lohan. Heck I dont mind we both split the money... Well tune in for the next eposide...
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