Why I hate Vekoma

[Steelinwood]

Hey everyone, I'm fairly new here and I wanted to start something to break the ice. So what would be better than doing that then by talking about the reasons why we hate Vekoma.

 

The following are my reasons in alphabetic form:

 

-Awful Layouts: Repetitive and unoriginal layouts make Vekoma boring!

-Butt Crack: When you have the impression that your crack is showing out of the back of your seat on their SLCs.

-Crotch: Need I say anymore?

-Dangerous: Those coasters honestly can hurt you.

-Ecstasy: If you are a masochist

-Friends: don't let friends ride Vekoma: It should be the new slogan for the ad council

-Gasping for air: When the OTSR is to tight

-Heartline: Yeah right, more like flat line.

-Idiots: The people who get excited about the ride and when they walk off realize it wasn't that great.

-Jaded: ^Guess what sucka? You just waited an hour for that stuff! ^

-Killer: *COUGH*Firehawk*COUGH&

-Ludicrous: How did these pieces of crap get to be so popular?

-Male ops hitting on you: I swear this guy was hitting on me. I was scared.

-Nobody cares: about your company, even if you did have the first flying coaster. I also don't gives a rat's azz about four across seating.

-Overrated: The GP love them, I can't stand them.

-Permanent: They just don't die!!

-Queues: Don't even get me started on this one

-Restraints: There is nothing to grab on to!

-STDS: Gosh knows what the last person who was sitting in your seat was doing.

-Tacky: If you think about, it looks like a giant chunk of steel coaster poo.

-Utter waste: Why can't parks think these things through instead of wasting space with this stuff?

-Vomit: Vekomas on a hot day may make some do so.

-Wham!: It's what happens when the coaster goes all George of the Jungle on the second half of the SLC.

-XXX: They are hardcore, in a very bad way

-Zero: it's what I give their rides out of ten!

 

What are yours?

 

 

 

 

 

[BeemerBoy]

Hey everyone, I'm fairly new here and I wanted to start something to break the ice. So what would be better than doing that then by talking about the reasons why we hate Vekoma.

 

Not talking about the reasons why we hate Vekoma?

[jjune4991]

^ditto

[robbalvey]

Pointless thread. Yeah, we joke about some of the Vekoma rides, and yes they do have some terrible rides, but so does B&M and Intamin.

 

I don't really care much for SLC's or Boomerangs as much as the next person, but Vekoma HAS made some decent stuff.

 

There is no need for a thread this much full of hate.

 

--Robb "Thread Closed." Alvey