Behemoth Bash: Photo/Video TR

[MixedDrink]

Behemoth Bash!

On August 4th, TPR held Behemoth Bash.

Was awesome if I do say so myself.

This my photo/video trip report.

By the way, so for the crappy introduction. I'm feeling a bit slow today.

Also, if anybody notices any missing "m"s in this TR, please quote the sentence it's in and I will fix it.

My "m" key is a little bit broken.

 

Anyways, on to the TR!

 

First of all, my Behemoth Bash video!

 

Ahh Canada's Wonderland, so magnificent!

 

Behemoth was nice and ready waiting for us this morning!

 

I wanna be, your Sledgehammer!

 

The crowd just flocks in!

 

Top Deck!

 

The all you can eat Breakfast

Canada's Wonderland would never do this for ACE,

they'd go broke.

 

I refuse to meet your demands delicious chocolate milk!

 

Dragon Fire, the coaster that Arrow-Huss designed in 5 minutes!

 

 

Too phallic for my liking.

 

That's almost artistic.

 

Multi-faith ERT!!

 

The colors make me feel like I could eat it,

however, the stains from the hydraulic fluid most definitely do not.

 

Nothing like rockin' the boat on Vortex!

 

Jahan is stalking Nat!

 

"...Hi."

 

"Gee wiz Max, you sure are wet!"

"Sure am Neil!"

 

 

I see your there Dragon Fire!

 

Foot long and Pasta? Ftw now?

 

Forks are good.

I've always wondered, what does Elissa use to skin her hot dogs?

 

CWMania.com mod Coasterboy!

 

Swag!

 

The famous Spinebuster,

apparently this ride used to be good, before it was modified.

According to Robb, on this ride his testicles clanked together like a Newton Cradle Novelty.

 

Beware of this almighty sign!

 

Aww Jahan is tired!

 

Not even going to bother posting my walkback shots.

I have 40,

let's not waste time on that.

 

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my photo TR!

[dandaman]

According to Robb, on this ride his testicles clanked together like a Newton Cradle Novelty.

 

One of the best moments of the trip was getting beaten up by Spinebuster, if only for the reactions.

 

Lift Hill: "We're going to die, aren't we? Naah, probably not..."

 

First Valley: "YES."

 

Turnaround: "OK, that was doable I guess..."

 

Helix: "OH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS SON-OF-A..."

 

Thanks for posting. You even managed to get a picture of me in there!

[Team Thriller]

Very nice Tr and Video. Looks like you had a great time.

Behemoth looks pretty amazing.

 

--James