Photo TR: Trimper Rides

[Kennyweird]

Hello everybody. I just got back from my trip to Assateague Island and Ocean City. One of the things I did on this trip was visit the boardwalk and of course, Trimper Rides. So, without further ado, I give you Trimper Rides (and a few other things as well.)

Thanks for a wonderful night, Trimper Rides! (and Ocean City in general.)

There was this crappy animatronic headless guy out front. He yelled things at riders like how they're going to burn in hell or something; I really wasn't paying attention to him.

Ohh, it's a haunted house! (That I didn't ride.)

Unfortunately, it's the strength game made by Zamperla, and not the wooden coaster made by Intamin.

I promised El Toro would make a cameo, so here it is! XD

Jolly Roger at the Pier. I didn't ride anything there because I'm not going to pay $20 to get some 'passport to fun' that I'm going to use to ride the Pinfari looper and then never going to use again. I'm a credit whore, but I'm not that much of one.

Enough of Trimper's. Lets take a look at the other stuff on the boardwalk, like this guy playing two brass instruments at once.

This is the infamous grammatically incorrect fun house. Can you spot the errors?

Look, they even have accommodations for Jeff Johnson.

Trimper Rides also has a decent selection of flats. However, I didn't ride any of them because the tickets are obnoxiously expensive and it takes something like 6 of them just to ride a single ride. That's my only real complaint about the park.

This in one of the murals that adorns the wacky worm. Here you can see what appears to be a screaming dog about ready to run over a nauseous Pepé Le Pew with a skateboard. I have no idea how this is supposed to be child-friendly.

This worm looks like it's been smoking something.

It's a wacky worm. It's boring and somewhat rough. Deal with it.

Time for some credit whoring!

I don't think I could stand up even if I wanted to.

It's amazing how something so pretty can be so painful.

The typical post-boomerang expression.

I was so dazed and confused after my encounter with the Toboggan that I accidentally got in the line of another pain machine, Tidal Wave. (Yes, I know my camera strap is in the picture, deal with it.)

Ahhh!!! IT HURTS!! Make it stop!!

Oh god, not the Chance Toboggan!!!

"Arr, you scurvy dog! You've been meddling around in here too much! As punishment, I'm going to force you to ride... THE TOBOGGAN!!"

Skull Mountain wannabe.

Remember kids, make sure you have plenty of vitamin C in your diet or else you'll get scurvy and end up like this guy.

Is it just me, or does this stone-drunk pirate bear a striking resemblance to Don Knotts?

Ahh, a shark!! (The majority of Pirates Cove is made up of dioramas like this.)

First up, Pirates Cove. I thought it was a rather decent fun house.

Boo, it's got a boomerang!

Yay, it's Trimper's!

[cfc]

Too bad you missed the Haunted House--I think it's the best thing at Trimper Rides. Jolly Roger's dark ride, though, sucks.

[Mechanic]

This is the infamous grammatically incorrect fun house. Can you spot the errors?

 

Not only is the grammar AFU, they also don't know how to spell "Aladdin". I hadn't caught that in Chuck's previous TR.

[Kingbooba]

Gosh, as soon as I think about going to Ocean City, all these TR shoot up. Weird.

 

Anyway, looks like you had some fun! I seriously lol'ed at the Wacky Worm train picture that you captioned "It looks like this worm has been smoking something." Best line on TPR EVER!

[Kennyweird]

Jolly Roger's dark ride, though, sucks.

 

The welded sheet metal monster kinda gave that away.