Jessica Simpson Has An Affair?

[Zoltan_Kodaly]

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/001548.html#comments

 

This doesn't seem to spreading very rapidly, I thought within hours everyone would be talking about it. I think she did, the dirty daisy.

[ebl]

Hmmm...someone in Hollywood having an affair...now that doesn't happen very often, does it?

 

Eric

[JohnSmith]

oh you'd be surprised how often it happens...

 

I mean if Michael Jackson can cheat on his children with other peoples children, why couldn't Jessica Simpson cheat?

 

Low blow. I feel bad now

[Zoltan_Kodaly]

^Dude, Michael Jackson's sunk so low that that wasn't even a blow at all.

 

I do think he's perfectly innocent as far as raping children goes, but even without the allegations he does enough sinking of his own.

 

And it's just funny that it's Jessica cheating, she's always the perfect little pop princess who's all, "My marriage is perfect and if Nick cheated on me I'd cut his balls off!"

[BiCoastal Kid]

Man, I hope Nick doesn't castrate HER... that wouldn't be pretty at all. I mean, I remember watching him try to mount a TV to the wall, I can only imagine what kinda of damage that man could do to a woman's nether regions.