krazekiddd Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Hey peeps! Ok, so this is my first trip report. I went to the Florida Renaissance festival and had a freaking great time! Beer, randmon items for sale, and dirty dirty women. This place is great! I was going to post in the main forum being that there are rides, though operated manually, but I felt it was best here. Enjoy! ~Scott And finally, my inner fag came out and made her buy a new top! Every straight man in the place was glued to this show. Yay, it's my friends I haven't seen in forever!I love running into people I haven't seen. Mmmmm...corn dog, funnel cake, and ribbon fries! This cannot get any better! Human Chess! Oh, but aren't really destroyed Seriously, the best show ever. Words cannot describe how funny these wenches were. OMG! Please can I have your autograph! I saw you in Not Another Teen Movie! Ok that was dumb, but still. She came up to me and said it was her mission to find me a wife! Hrmm, should I tell her the truth? No, cause it was fun having her parade me througho Faeries! And this time I'm not talking about me! Sigh, I asked if they were real and they said yes. Thankfully I didn't bring my ferret anywhere near! They are fox tails btw! Again folks, if you are going to spin this while kids are on it, please don't get too close. Idiots! He had to jump out of the way so he didn't smack himself. Hrmm.. oversized chess? Buddy boy seems to enjoy playing alone. So deep in thought he is. Cypress Gardens is loaning out it's Halloween Maze! Gasp! A Credit! Oh, nevermind. The kings and queens were drinking it up during the parade. I'm no Potter fan, but is Dumbledore an alcoholic? No Comment Needed Score! It's 16 Century Ski-Ball! Really, they didn't have anything for Petite women. In fact, I didn't see any petite women really even dressed up. Me again and it's freaking 85 degrees outside! It's a park map! This could have ended so badly! Sigh, another ride I'm not allowed on. However, if you operate this and try to jump on the front to be cool, please don't. When you fall like this man did, it's only entertainment for us! I should have gotten a closer pic, but eh, it says "The Princess and her Foole, ye typical marryed couple" The coolest fountain! Now I feel like I'm back in Texas This, however, I was allowed on. Funny thing happens to kids when an adult is the only one spinning it. Another ride and yet another ride I cannot ride! Any place that lets drunk people throw real axes is awesome! Favorite line "Just picture it's your wench" Yay a ride! I, however, was not allowed to ride. This was the general theme throughout the day. Hrmmm... a corporate company sponsoring a crappy kiddie play area... Sounds familiar. You can't see it but this lady has NO teeth. I thought it was a joke, with black marker, but I got a closer look and it wasn't pretty. Some random show going on but I saw beer! I'll come back later. One quick shot of me before we enter the park! Yay! It's the entrance! My frst Ren Fest ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkyknum Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Those look like sex swings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I might of missed it, but where in Florida is this event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazekiddd Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 it's in Deerfield Beach in Broward County. It runs until March 11th I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Nice TR. Self operated rides and better yet Wenches. Man I need to get to more Renaissance Fairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrider06 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Good Pictures, those ribbons fries look good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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