Matterhorn Rehab

[Wes]

^ Well, you have a year until they make these changes, so get on it!

[Guy T. Koepp]

Crap...I still havn't been on Matterhorn while sitting with a hot chick.

 

You need to ride it twice with a chick with huge cans. Once behind her so you can get the benefit of coping a feel as the ride jostles her around actively between your legs. It's kinda like a lap dance on steroids. Then again with you in her lap. Just lean back and enjoy the ride.

 

Wait a minute! Your only 17.

 

(waving hand in front of screen)

 

There's nothing to see here.

 

Go about your business.