Bonemachine

Frankness can easily be seen as obnoxiousness and rudeness, I get that but SHEESH! Sorry to be honest.

I wasn't being frank, blunt or honest? Really? Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with those adjectives because I "was all of those." Learning to swim is good exercise if nothing else and the fact that the Earth is 70 % water is just that, a fact. You don't find those statements fitting to any of those adjectives? Really? I was legitimately providing advice. Seriously. I'm not trying to make fun of the guy. I'm trying to give him an objective perspective which will hopefully allow him to enjoy cruises much more.

Possibly. However, it could also be very frank, blunt and honest advice that nobody had the gall to give him yet and is extremely helpful. Please let him be the judge of what is and isn't helpful. Thanks.

Uh, dude ... 70% of the planet is water. If you're really that scared of it, I'm not sure what you're doing here. Learn to swim.

That was the old Paramont Story that we saw from the Eifel Tower and wondering what used to be there. It had fake memorabilia from Paramont films. For example the Mirthmobile from Wayne's World would sit in front of that waterfall (which it doesn't look like they even turn on anymore) at the top of the pic. Now it's just a quiet "garden" area where they have one of the weakest haunts: Cemetary Drive. It's sad how poorly Concrete Fair maintained that park. I went on the Beast for the first time in years not long ago and I couldn't believe how bad it had become. Hopefully Texas Giant renovation is a success and they get those guys to do Beast, Rattler, maybe Mean Streak and others who need it.

The Simpsons didn't have as much success or cultural impact as Harry Potter? Are you kidding?

I heard Tiesto (Jesus) is playing at the opening party.

What about Xenu? A $cientology park sounds like more fun. They already have the volcano ride at king's dominion.

Cedar Fail - never disappoints with the fails, never ceases to fail, Cedar Fail.

What's with Christians and not using correct punctuation? This should have a question mark. Instead of three question marks, this should have a period. If I'm coming across like a prick here, then forgive me.

What's with Christians and not using correct punctuation? This should have a question mark. Instead of three question marks, this should have a period. If I'm coming across like a prick here, then forgive me.

As a very agnostic person from Cincinnati, I find this hilarious. I've been to the Creation Museum and it was just ... a whole level of idiocy. I hope they go through with this so I can go laugh at them.

Pretty amazing that it took this long to beat the Beast. Son of beast couldn't have been much shorter.

The entire Pacific Northwest is severely lacking.

Jokes. They're a thing these days.