Vixie Reynard

I'd have to go with the iced tea. Keeps me hydrated better. Would you rather have a giraffe or a rhinoceros as a pet?

A little over a month ago, I donated 12 inches of my hair to Children With Hairloss.

Yeah, I guess I like my car okay. Do you think it's a good idea to put out a fire with beer?

Batman Would you rather make a snowman in the winter in your undies, or sunbathe on the beach in the summer in a jacket, boots, and snowpants?

Finding out that Six Flags is really an alien research facility that brainwashes and probes humans to keep us blissfully unaware of the impending invasion. Be warned, on the day predicted by Harold Camping, they will come down from the sky and destroy us all!!! No one will be spared!! Not even the CHILDREN!! What?! NO!! I'm not crazy!! I swear!! BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE MEEEEEEEE!! ... Anyhow, what's worse than being stuck on a runaway train?

WAFFLES!! Would you rather have two arms and a leg, or two legs and one arm?

You get a zedonk. *inserts ketchup*

I'd think so. I haven't seen any, but Philly is a big city. Should it be illegal to be an idiot?

I don't know who those are, so I'll go with C: A jar of almonds. Would you rather use a blanket or a Snuggie™?

No, you don't. If you did, you wouldn't ask. . . unless it's a trick question. Are strawberries really aphrodisiacs?

You get a VHS. *inserts Gatoroid*