Juna Amusement Equipment

[Gutterflower]

Heya.

On my random travels around the world of the internet i came across this little company. They seem to produce a variety of other peoples rides as do alot of companies out there. However this one provides an english site for its customers...

 

http://www.chinajuma.com/en/index.asp

 

However its translated Terribly.... For example. Click "Atomic Coaster" on the right and read the write up. Which starts off with

Have over the mountain Bicycle vegetable" play big king of the equipments" of beautiful call,

What the?.....

 

Anyway ive been in stitches for a good 5 minutes so thought id share.

The Irony is if you translate their Chinese page with bablefish it actually makes sence...

Gotta give them credit for trying but.... well.

[GAcoaster]

It takes forever to load, but it's one of the best examples of "Engrish" I've ever seen!

 

The Disko description is priceless:

 

Disco is the latest developping according is installed skid Bicycle A big circle in a color dish on the arc orbit, the circle dish perimeter installs 24 a chairs, circle dish from quick arrive while slow oneself is revolving, swing along the arc-shaped orbit back and forth, sit the big circle in person the dish go together with with resplendent and multicolored lamps and laterns, luxurious external appearance adornment, happiness with vigorous background music, the excited outside cent in visitor that not only the player, but also arouse to round the view.It is deep to is deeply large teenager's friend.

 

A Rotoshake is called "The air dances in the wind"!